God this is so boring.
So this is a Godzilla movie that I’ve seen once before. In all of the Godzilla movies that I’ve seen in my childhood even if I didn’t like them that much I would rewatch them because I just wanted to see Godzilla do stuff, destroy stuff, whatever this one I saw once 15 years ago when it was on Netflix for the wii and I never watched it again after that. Even child me knew this one was an above average shitter. This movie is basically Toho looking through what movies they’ve made up to this point, figuring out what Godzilla suits looked similar enough to each other, and then just cramming that footage together. This movie is nothing but stock footage from other Godzilla movies repackaged with a story about a kid getting bullied and imagining that Godzilla’s son is his best friend to build up the courage to stand up to his bullies. That’s it. The new monster Gabara in this is supposed to represent the kids bully in real life, so she Godzilla’s CHUD son rises to the occasion to fight him it gives the kid the courage to fight his own bullies in a scene that is so puzzlingly edited it has to be see to be believed. There’s also a subplot about two robbers who stole 50 million yen and kidnap the kid later because he stole one of their drivers licenses but my issue with that is that the cops very clearly state they found the car and only the car of the people who committed the robbery, the car wasn’t in any of their names because the car was also stolen. So the cops have no idea what these goobers look like and yet these criminals just hide out in an abandoned factory and talk about how they can’t go out in public because they’ll be found out. How though? No one knows what you look like. The kid took the drivers license because he found it and he’s like 6 it could have just been a shiny Little Rock and he would have taken it. This movie is so boring the story itself is like well structured enough on a script level it’s just the execution is so weird. Godzilla: god of destruction, representation of all the pain suffering and death caused by the effects of nuclear weapons, and anti-bullying representative?
Also Godzilla’s son talks in this movie. He speaks with human speech and can also change sizes to be either the same size as the kid to then also be like 150 feet tall to fight gabara. Gabara also looks so fuckin stupid man I hate this one honestly.
God this is so boring.
So this is a Godzilla movie that I’ve seen once before. In all of the Godzilla movies that I’ve seen in my childhood even if I didn’t like them that much I would rewatch them because I just wanted to see Godzilla do stuff, destroy stuff, whatever this one I saw once 15 years ago when it was on Netflix for the wii and I never watched it again after that. Even child me knew this one was an above average shitter. This movie is basically Toho looking through what movies they’ve made up to this point, figuring out what Godzilla suits looked similar enough to each other, and then just cramming that footage together. This movie is nothing but stock footage from other Godzilla movies repackaged with a story about a kid getting bullied and imagining that Godzilla’s son is his best friend to build up the courage to stand up to his bullies. That’s it. The new monster Gabara in this is supposed to represent the kids bully in real life, so she Godzilla’s CHUD son rises to the occasion to fight him it gives the kid the courage to fight his own bullies in a scene that is so puzzlingly edited it has to be see to be believed. There’s also a subplot about two robbers who stole 50 million yen and kidnap the kid later because he stole one of their drivers licenses but my issue with that is that the cops very clearly state they found the car and only the car of the people who committed the robbery, the car wasn’t in any of their names because the car was also stolen. So the cops have no idea what these goobers look like and yet these criminals just hide out in an abandoned factory and talk about how they can’t go out in public because they’ll be found out. How though? No one knows what you look like. The kid took the drivers license because he found it and he’s like 6 it could have just been a shiny Little Rock and he would have taken it. This movie is so boring the story itself is like well structured enough on a script level it’s just the execution is so weird. Godzilla: god of destruction, representation of all the pain suffering and death caused by the effects of nuclear weapons, and anti-bullying representative?
Also Godzilla’s son talks in this movie. He speaks with human speech and can also change sizes to be either the same size as the kid to then also be like 150 feet tall to fight gabara. Gabara also looks so fuckin stupid man I hate this one honestly.
