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1995·Comedy·1h 48m
7.1
While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.
Directed by Takeshi Kitano
japan

Cast

Dankan
Dankan
Asao
Moeko Ezawa
Moeko Ezawa
Asao's Mother
Hakuryu
Hakuryu
Audition Judge
Akiji Kobayashi
Akiji Kobayashi
Chief of World Defence Force
Guadalcanal Taka
Guadalcanal Taka
Pilot
Tokie Hidari
Tokie Hidari
Asao's Mother
Ren Osugi
Ren Osugi
Head Yakuza 3
Susumu Terajima
Susumu Terajima
Injured Yakuza
Takeshi Kitano
Takeshi Kitano
Scientist
Makoto Ashikawa
Makoto Ashikawa
Scientist's Assistant
Yojin Hino
Yojin Hino
Car Dealership Manager
Masumi Okada
Masumi Okada
Russian Actor

Crew

Takeshi Kitano
Takeshi Kitano
Director
Takeshi Kitano
Takeshi Kitano
Writer
Takeshi Kitano
Takeshi Kitano
Editor
Katsumi Yanagijima
Katsumi Yanagijima
Director of Photography
Masayuki Mori
Masayuki Mori
Producer

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Buffy Holiday
Buffy Holiday
Getting Any?
Типичные японские будни, ничего нового. Главный герой весь фильм одержим одной целью, но к финалу она стирается: он становится человеком-мухой и секс ему уже нахуй не нужен, гениально.
Типичные японские будни, ничего нового. Главный герой весь фильм одержим одной целью, но к финалу она стирается: он становится человеком-мухой и секс ему уже нахуй не нужен, гениально.
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RodiaPRO
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La vie de looser
La vie de looser
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Parth
Parth
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There were a lot of absurd scenes throughout that reminded me a lot of spoof movies from Jerry and David Zucker like Airplane and such. It’s definitely helpful that i’ve seen a lot of terrible clones of their work but this was actually solid. Had a few gags that were especially memorable like one of my favourite scenes when Auso covered himself in oil and ran into a burning building. The first half is definitely a lot better and more memorable than the second but it was still fun throughout and Kitano has a great cameo later on as a scientist.
There were a lot of absurd scenes throughout that reminded me a lot of spoof movies from Jerry and David Zucker like Airplane and such. It’s definitely helpful that i’ve seen a lot of terrible clones of their work but this was actually solid. Had a few gags that were especially memorable like one of my favourite scenes when Auso covered himself in oil and ran into a burning building. The first half is definitely a lot better and more memorable than the second but it was still fun throughout and Kitano has a great cameo later on as a scientist.
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klarouxe
klarouxe
Getting Any?
son côté comique ressort, je le préfère plus tragique, contrairement au public japonais
son côté comique ressort, je le préfère plus tragique, contrairement au public japonais
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"i've done some works, i want 70%"
"then we go 70:70"
"what's that nonsense, the sum has to be 100%"
"then i take 150% and you take minus 50%"

got ran over by a truck, sold his grandpa's organs, rob a bank, sabotaged a first lead role, drug dealing, gold mining, a hitman, and turned into some insect creature, bro literally lived like 30 lives just to get some car sex and he didn't even get any
"i've done some works, i want 70%"
"then we go 70:70"
"what's that nonsense, the sum has to be 100%"
"then i take 150% and you take minus 50%"

got ran over by a truck, sold his grandpa's organs, rob a bank, sabotaged a first lead role, drug dealing, gold mining, a hitman, and turned into some insect creature, bro literally lived like 30 lives just to get some car sex and he didn't even get any
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