I literally had to gather all my strength just to rewatch this shit and write a proper review.

Godzilla vs. Kong: A complete joke. 🤡

King of the Monsters ended with a massive world-changing cliffhanger. Titans were free, cities were leveled, and we got a hint that Godzilla might finally turn on humanity. My expectations were huge. But HILLARIOUSLY, they flushed it all down the toilet in the first 5 minutes.

While Godzilla 2014 started with a literal tragedy, this movie starts with Kong scratching his ass. Wait, you guys aren’t laughing? But that’s so freaking funny!!! 😐 Remember all the consequences of Ghidorah? Well, this sequel doesn’t. All those Titans they introduced? POOF, defeated off-screen. Just like that.🫥

The whole "Hollow Earth" thing is just another idea pulled out of thin air because they ran out of plot after killing off the interesting Kaijus. And now while it’s exists… nobody cares? Well, we’re gonna get used to this in MonsterVerse.

AND LET’S TALK ABOUT MECHAGODZILLA. Godzilla fans LOVE him. He’s an icon, a peak rival. But MonsterVerse decided: “Hey, let’s use him for 5 minutes at the end just to force an alliance between Godzilla and Kong.” HOW STUPID. They wasted a legend just to make him a stepping stone for future goofiness. Good job Legendary Pictures.👏👏

The tech jump is ABSURD. In 2014, they were transporting nukes by train, now they have a full holographic environment for Kong? Who is even funding this? Apex? Oh sorry, I forgot…THEY LITERALLY IGNORED THEM TOO. 😂

The worst thing about the MonsterVerse is that fans can't even make theories anymore because the writing is pure nonsense. Even if they give us hints, they just throw them away. How can you predict anything when the cast changes every time and no event is ever addressed again? Where is the entertainment in that, bro?

I will NEVER understand the hype for this series. If I said the next movie would have a flying worm with atomic breath, that theory would be just as valid as anything else because this series is unpredictable TRASH. All we know now is that Kong and Godzilla are besties who’ll kick every monster's ass together. Fun times, right? 🤥

I literally had to gather all my strength just to rewatch this shit and write a proper review.

Godzilla vs. Kong: A complete joke. 🤡

King of the Monsters ended with a massive world-changing cliffhanger. Titans were free, cities were leveled, and we got a hint that Godzilla might finally turn on humanity. My expectations were huge. But HILLARIOUSLY, they flushed it all down the toilet in the first 5 minutes.

While Godzilla 2014 started with a literal tragedy, this movie starts with Kong scratching his ass. Wait, you guys aren’t laughing? But that’s so freaking funny!!! 😐 Remember all the consequences of Ghidorah? Well, this sequel doesn’t. All those Titans they introduced? POOF, defeated off-screen. Just like that.🫥

The whole "Hollow Earth" thing is just another idea pulled out of thin air because they ran out of plot after killing off the interesting Kaijus. And now while it’s exists… nobody cares? Well, we’re gonna get used to this in MonsterVerse.

AND LET’S TALK ABOUT MECHAGODZILLA. Godzilla fans LOVE him. He’s an icon, a peak rival. But MonsterVerse decided: “Hey, let’s use him for 5 minutes at the end just to force an alliance between Godzilla and Kong.” HOW STUPID. They wasted a legend just to make him a stepping stone for future goofiness. Good job Legendary Pictures.👏👏

The tech jump is ABSURD. In 2014, they were transporting nukes by train, now they have a full holographic environment for Kong? Who is even funding this? Apex? Oh sorry, I forgot…THEY LITERALLY IGNORED THEM TOO. 😂

The worst thing about the MonsterVerse is that fans can't even make theories anymore because the writing is pure nonsense. Even if they give us hints, they just throw them away. How can you predict anything when the cast changes every time and no event is ever addressed again? Where is the entertainment in that, bro?

I will NEVER understand the hype for this series. If I said the next movie would have a flying worm with atomic breath, that theory would be just as valid as anything else because this series is unpredictable TRASH. All we know now is that Kong and Godzilla are besties who’ll kick every monster's ass together. Fun times, right? 🤥

zilla v kog: dawn of monke

zilla v kog: dawn of monke

All kidding aside, if someone from like 1936 saw this movie their heads would pop off their necks. CGI/VFX or whatever the fuck is outrageous. The monster fights were insanely cool. Sure, everything else was dumb, what of it?

All kidding aside, if someone from like 1936 saw this movie their heads would pop off their necks. CGI/VFX or whatever the fuck is outrageous. The monster fights were insanely cool. Sure, everything else was dumb, what of it?

Absolute masterpiece for a monster movie. The ending fight is everything you could hope for, the world is so emmersive and really cool. The characters aren’t too bad but it is all about Kong vs Godzilla which it should and the ending is great. Action is absolute top tier. The plot is kind of sub par but the action makes up for it.

Absolute masterpiece for a monster movie. The ending fight is everything you could hope for, the world is so emmersive and really cool. The characters aren’t too bad but it is all about Kong vs Godzilla which it should and the ending is great. Action is absolute top tier. The plot is kind of sub par but the action makes up for it.