Kolobos

me after watching a shitty horror film (like this film), right before giving it 4+ stars on Letterboxd.

me after watching a shitty horror film (like this film), right before giving it 4+ stars on Letterboxd.

i wanted to like this film, but the ending is just boring.

kolobos, a 90s DTV horror trash film, takes a group of people in a big brother esque house as they get to know eachother. i kinda like the first act, the characters are terrible and the acting is stale to say the least and there’s some cringe dialogue, but it’s weirdly comforting. just a really terrible version of big brother. now the second half is very hit or miss, the special effects are great and they’re some of the best elements of the film, the whole haunted house thing is overdone but it was fine in this film. but the problem is i’m just indifferent to the entire film, i just don’t care, don’t care about the caharcter don’t care about the plot and i’m just here for some blood shed tbh. the concept was decent though

i wanted to like this film, but the ending is just boring.

kolobos, a 90s DTV horror trash film, takes a group of people in a big brother esque house as they get to know eachother. i kinda like the first act, the characters are terrible and the acting is stale to say the least and there’s some cringe dialogue, but it’s weirdly comforting. just a really terrible version of big brother. now the second half is very hit or miss, the special effects are great and they’re some of the best elements of the film, the whole haunted house thing is overdone but it was fine in this film. but the problem is i’m just indifferent to the entire film, i just don’t care, don’t care about the caharcter don’t care about the plot and i’m just here for some blood shed tbh. the concept was decent though

i wanted to like this film, but the ending is just boring.

kolobos, a 90s DTV horror trash film, takes a group of people in a big brother esque house as they get to know eachother. i kinda like the first act, the characters are terrible and the acting is stale to say the least and there’s some cringe dialogue, but it’s weirdly comforting. just a really terrible version of big brother. now the second half is very hit or miss, the special effects are great and they’re some of the best elements of the film, the whole haunted house thing is overdone but it was fine in this film. but the problem is i’m just indifferent to the entire film, i just don’t care, don’t care about the caharcter don’t care about the plot and i’m just here for some blood shed tbh. the concept was decent though

i wanted to like this film, but the ending is just boring.

kolobos, a 90s DTV horror trash film, takes a group of people in a big brother esque house as they get to know eachother. i kinda like the first act, the characters are terrible and the acting is stale to say the least and there’s some cringe dialogue, but it’s weirdly comforting. just a really terrible version of big brother. now the second half is very hit or miss, the special effects are great and they’re some of the best elements of the film, the whole haunted house thing is overdone but it was fine in this film. but the problem is i’m just indifferent to the entire film, i just don’t care, don’t care about the caharcter don’t care about the plot and i’m just here for some blood shed tbh. the concept was decent though

“How about a nice big cup of espresso? These crappy films are putting me to sleep”
“How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?”

“How about a nice big cup of espresso? These crappy films are putting me to sleep”
“How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?”

now i can see why this film is so overlooked it’s not really all that great the characters themselves aren’t really characters you care for or want to see live instead the kind you want to see die because of how unlikeable and bland they are and also the whole twist at the end of the film ruined it with all of what happened in the film to not be real and none of the characters actually dying but it just all being inside of the head of the main girl like would have maybe liked it if it was actually somebody killing them off instead of that awful twist not even the kills could save it

now i can see why this film is so overlooked it’s not really all that great the characters themselves aren’t really characters you care for or want to see live instead the kind you want to see die because of how unlikeable and bland they are and also the whole twist at the end of the film ruined it with all of what happened in the film to not be real and none of the characters actually dying but it just all being inside of the head of the main girl like would have maybe liked it if it was actually somebody killing them off instead of that awful twist not even the kills could save it