Scarecrows

Great atmosphere, but I don’t think the film did much with it.

Great atmosphere, but I don’t think the film did much with it.

Just bland overall :/ the characters are boring so you don’t ever really feel connected to them and honestly I could never really remember them all that well. Although the scarecrows were alright I’ll give the movie that!

Just bland overall :/ the characters are boring so you don’t ever really feel connected to them and honestly I could never really remember them all that well. Although the scarecrows were alright I’ll give the movie that!

Couldn’t make out what was going on about 80% of the time. Cheers to VHS quality and its fetishists everywhere. Nice people tho

Couldn’t make out what was going on about 80% of the time. Cheers to VHS quality and its fetishists everywhere. Nice people tho

Why does EVERYTHING have to be a space movie 😖

Why does EVERYTHING have to be a space movie 😖

It still kind of sucks but the stupidity lands better on rewatch. The setup for this is so funny to me - anything beats "uh, some teens found the haunted farm or a family moved to the haunted farm" as a setup but uzi-toting mercs airdropping onto the haunted farm is top-tier silliness.

Drink every time a character says scarecrow. Finish your beer whenever harmonica is said or someone shoots an uzi.

It still kind of sucks but the stupidity lands better on rewatch. The setup for this is so funny to me - anything beats "uh, some teens found the haunted farm or a family moved to the haunted farm" as a setup but uzi-toting mercs airdropping onto the haunted farm is top-tier silliness.

Drink every time a character says scarecrow. Finish your beer whenever harmonica is said or someone shoots an uzi.