Name: I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Released: 1990-07-06
Duration: 101 min
Rating: 7.0
Cast: Neil Morrissey, Amanda Noar, Michael Elphick, Anthony Daniels, Andrew Powell

1990·Comedy·1h 41m

7.0

★

When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.

Directed by Dirk Campbell

supernatural

motorcycle

vampirism

birmingham

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Cast

Neil Morrissey

Noddy

Michael Elphick

Inspector Cleaver

Anthony Daniels

Priest

Daniel Peacock

Buzzer

David Daker

Desk Sergeant

Burt Kwouk

Fu King Owner

Brendan Donnison

Satanist High Priest

Ann Casson

Mrs. Bancroft

Douglas Campbell

Mr. Bancroft

Ed Devereaux

Pub Landlord

David Haydn-Jones

Plain Clothes Detective (as David Jones)

Colin Campbell

Moped Rider

Popular Reviews

12 reviews

duchessofburgundy

6.0★ · 04/11/26

went into this after a pasta potluck night assuming it'd be awful. pleasantly surprised to learn it's definitely tubi core but also genuinely really really funny and the last third has some great practical effects. some 10,000 people in the world saw this in the cinema.

Lucy Birkett

3.0★ · 03/01/26

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the HOLY SHIT

Mathilde Bergsaker

8.0★ · 02/14/26

this happened to my buddy once

sickz6mbie

7.0★ · 01/27/26

“Yeah, but I think it needs more red in the middle”
fucking dies

Craig Reid

5.0★ · 12/02/25

Bob the Builder and C-3PO try to exorcise a Vampire motorbike…