FUUUUUUUCK, this is so fucking boring. 80% of the movie is them filming their nonsense movie and the rest is ten minutes of soil being disturbed and ten minutes of the most uneventful zombie movie of all time. It looks like shit, the effects are just awful (straight up using red paint as blood, as if that has ever been convincing a single time), the acting is iffy at best, and the story is a whole bunch of fucking nothing. I'm still pissed that at the beginning the weird caretaker says he's going to show them their rooms, and then shows one room and a bathroom. Are they all sharing this one rook with one bed? Where the fuck are the other rooms? You said "Show you your rooms", rooms, plural. When they film a scene where a guy is stabbed to death, you can see the guy breathing heavily and the director says "That works for me". The dude is supposed to be dead and his stomach is going up and down two whole inches, you are a fucking terrible director. It's am hour and twenty minutes and by the time things finally start happening in the last twenty minutes, it's not "Oh yeah! Noe things are picking up!", it's "Just fucking kill me. I am so done with this shit." I paid $2 for this on Vudu and it would take ten times that to get me to sit through this dull piece of shit again. Fuck this movie.
FUUUUUUUCK, this is so fucking boring. 80% of the movie is them filming their nonsense movie and the rest is ten minutes of soil being disturbed and ten minutes of the most uneventful zombie movie of all time. It looks like shit, the effects are just awful (straight up using red paint as blood, as if that has ever been convincing a single time), the acting is iffy at best, and the story is a whole bunch of fucking nothing. I'm still pissed that at the beginning the weird caretaker says he's going to show them their rooms, and then shows one room and a bathroom. Are they all sharing this one rook with one bed? Where the fuck are the other rooms? You said "Show you your rooms", rooms, plural. When they film a scene where a guy is stabbed to death, you can see the guy breathing heavily and the director says "That works for me". The dude is supposed to be dead and his stomach is going up and down two whole inches, you are a fucking terrible director. It's am hour and twenty minutes and by the time things finally start happening in the last twenty minutes, it's not "Oh yeah! Noe things are picking up!", it's "Just fucking kill me. I am so done with this shit." I paid $2 for this on Vudu and it would take ten times that to get me to sit through this dull piece of shit again. Fuck this movie.
