I’m going to be brutally honest, this movie is fucking rancid. Holy shit, it’s so bad. I literally don’t really know where to start. I guess I’ll start with characters. They are all cliche and poorly written. Girl who doesn’t fit in, overprotective mom, stepdad, nerdy love interest, generic military guy, it’s just all so fucking boring and played out. Bumblebee was horrendously written, they made him into some sort of pet, like come on, he’s a literal space robot warrior, fuck off with this cutesy bullshit. There’s like no action for a transformer movie, the decepticons are literal nothing burgers. The movie was egregiously cast. John Cena can’t act. Bumblebees real voice makes him sound like a bitch. They completely rewrite what the other five movies have already established. There’s plotholes galore. Need I go on, it’s just a shit sandwich on a sesame seed bun. I would rather rip my toenails out than watch this trash again.
I’m going to be brutally honest, this movie is fucking rancid. Holy shit, it’s so bad. I literally don’t really know where to start. I guess I’ll start with characters. They are all cliche and poorly written. Girl who doesn’t fit in, overprotective mom, stepdad, nerdy love interest, generic military guy, it’s just all so fucking boring and played out. Bumblebee was horrendously written, they made him into some sort of pet, like come on, he’s a literal space robot warrior, fuck off with this cutesy bullshit. There’s like no action for a transformer movie, the decepticons are literal nothing burgers. The movie was egregiously cast. John Cena can’t act. Bumblebees real voice makes him sound like a bitch. They completely rewrite what the other five movies have already established. There’s plotholes galore. Need I go on, it’s just a shit sandwich on a sesame seed bun. I would rather rip my toenails out than watch this trash again.
