This movie was just a series of random events, there was no plot just fucking about 😂.bro made being a bum look like the best thing ever

This movie was just a series of random events, there was no plot just fucking about 😂.bro made being a bum look like the best thing ever

I have no fucking idea why I picked this one. Didn't read a thing about it, just saw the poster and was like ha, looks like some comedy, gonna be laughing my ass off
And holy shit. This movie fucking got me
It's so fucking dumb. Like, it's exactly as dumb as it is genius. I don't even know how to explain it. On one hand, it's pure fucking insanity - like you're watching it and you feel like you're absolutely blitzed out of your mind. Like you've done a fat line of coke, smoked a pound of weed, dropped a tab of acid, washed it all down with whiskey, and now you're just hallucinating the life of this dude. And you're sitting there like bro. I wanna be on that boat with you. I wanna drink with you and collect stray cats off the street and just fucking laugh and run from the cops in a golf cart and escape from rehab
I was losing my goddamn mind the whole movie. Just fucking cackling. I got such a massive dose of endorphins that I swear to god I'm about to start acting exactly like this dude - just barking at people and laughing like a maniac
This shit is magnificent
Separate thank you to the directors for how fucking cringe this is, because it's so cringe it loops back around to being high art. Like legitimately a masterpiece of cringe. Beautifully weird. Just pure fucking art
And another separate thank you for McConaughey in women's flip-flops, in tight dresses, with all those little earrings and trinkets, riding a bike in a thong and all that. I cannot even put into words how fucking good those shots are. I'm ready to slam my head against the wall from laughing so hard. I'm so fucking happy with this movie
This dude is literally the embodiment of The Wheel of Fortune arcana. And I'm The Wheel of Fortune, so. Fucking perfect
I'm dead

I have no fucking idea why I picked this one. Didn't read a thing about it, just saw the poster and was like ha, looks like some comedy, gonna be laughing my ass off
And holy shit. This movie fucking got me
It's so fucking dumb. Like, it's exactly as dumb as it is genius. I don't even know how to explain it. On one hand, it's pure fucking insanity - like you're watching it and you feel like you're absolutely blitzed out of your mind. Like you've done a fat line of coke, smoked a pound of weed, dropped a tab of acid, washed it all down with whiskey, and now you're just hallucinating the life of this dude. And you're sitting there like bro. I wanna be on that boat with you. I wanna drink with you and collect stray cats off the street and just fucking laugh and run from the cops in a golf cart and escape from rehab
I was losing my goddamn mind the whole movie. Just fucking cackling. I got such a massive dose of endorphins that I swear to god I'm about to start acting exactly like this dude - just barking at people and laughing like a maniac
This shit is magnificent
Separate thank you to the directors for how fucking cringe this is, because it's so cringe it loops back around to being high art. Like legitimately a masterpiece of cringe. Beautifully weird. Just pure fucking art
And another separate thank you for McConaughey in women's flip-flops, in tight dresses, with all those little earrings and trinkets, riding a bike in a thong and all that. I cannot even put into words how fucking good those shots are. I'm ready to slam my head against the wall from laughing so hard. I'm so fucking happy with this movie
This dude is literally the embodiment of The Wheel of Fortune arcana. And I'm The Wheel of Fortune, so. Fucking perfect
I'm dead

“How did I pull it off? How did I do it? I mean, look, I could tell you that I've been tryin' to uncover the abyss beneath my illusory connection with the world. I could tell you that it's all written in the stars. I could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac. I am quite certain that the world is conspirin' to make me happy. All three of which are true but it's really simpler than that. I like to have fun, man. Fun is the fuckin' gun, man. That is why I like boats. I like water. I like sunshine. I like beautiful women. A lot. I get all these things goin', man, and they are all turnin' me on. And my wires are connectin' upstairs and I start to hear music in my head. You know, and the world is reverberatin' back and forth and I hit the frequency and I start to dance to it. My fingers get movin', my head gets soupy, I'm spinnin' all over the fuckin' place, and the fuckin' words come out.”

“How did I pull it off? How did I do it? I mean, look, I could tell you that I've been tryin' to uncover the abyss beneath my illusory connection with the world. I could tell you that it's all written in the stars. I could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac. I am quite certain that the world is conspirin' to make me happy. All three of which are true but it's really simpler than that. I like to have fun, man. Fun is the fuckin' gun, man. That is why I like boats. I like water. I like sunshine. I like beautiful women. A lot. I get all these things goin', man, and they are all turnin' me on. And my wires are connectin' upstairs and I start to hear music in my head. You know, and the world is reverberatin' back and forth and I hit the frequency and I start to dance to it. My fingers get movin', my head gets soupy, I'm spinnin' all over the fuckin' place, and the fuckin' words come out.”

damn this is such a good movie

damn this is such a good movie