This isn’t so much a horror movie as it is a very long, bizarre joke that somehow made it to a feature runtime. The premise is exactly what the title promises—there’s a bed that eats people. And that’s…basically it.
It’s absurd and slow, and most of the “horror” comes from watching people lie on this mattress until it slurps them up with the same intensity as someone spilling orange soda on the sheets.
And yet, there’s a strange charm here. It feels like something you’d stumble across at 2 AM on a forgotten VHS tape and wonder if you dreamt it the next morning. Points for creativity, but it’s hard to recommend unless you’re a connoisseur of bizarre cult trash cinema.
This isn’t so much a horror movie as it is a very long, bizarre joke that somehow made it to a feature runtime. The premise is exactly what the title promises—there’s a bed that eats people. And that’s…basically it.
It’s absurd and slow, and most of the “horror” comes from watching people lie on this mattress until it slurps them up with the same intensity as someone spilling orange soda on the sheets.
And yet, there’s a strange charm here. It feels like something you’d stumble across at 2 AM on a forgotten VHS tape and wonder if you dreamt it the next morning. Points for creativity, but it’s hard to recommend unless you’re a connoisseur of bizarre cult trash cinema.
