It’s like a parody of Hatchet but at the same time it isn’t

It’s like a parody of Hatchet but at the same time it isn’t

what a bore, everything i enjoyed about the last movie was rendered moot within the first three minutes of this. the comedy felt pushy and sleazy somehow, trying to hard to make me laugh at every single line and only succeeding in making my skin crawl at its desperation every three seconds

half an hour in, i was falling asleep waiting for a story to start. i have a new appreciation for the quick introductions of 20 characters at once now that ive experienced the slow torture of dealing with these 5. feels like maybe 3 people total in this movie know how to act and one is because he was IN ALL THE OTHER MOVIES. this is so lame, what a waste of my time.

the gore barely makes it worth it, especially with there being like 90x less guts and gore than all the other movies had in the first 10 minutes of them. the post credits scene couldve been the whole movie and id have given it thrice the stars im giving it now

what a bore, everything i enjoyed about the last movie was rendered moot within the first three minutes of this. the comedy felt pushy and sleazy somehow, trying to hard to make me laugh at every single line and only succeeding in making my skin crawl at its desperation every three seconds

half an hour in, i was falling asleep waiting for a story to start. i have a new appreciation for the quick introductions of 20 characters at once now that ive experienced the slow torture of dealing with these 5. feels like maybe 3 people total in this movie know how to act and one is because he was IN ALL THE OTHER MOVIES. this is so lame, what a waste of my time.

the gore barely makes it worth it, especially with there being like 90x less guts and gore than all the other movies had in the first 10 minutes of them. the post credits scene couldve been the whole movie and id have given it thrice the stars im giving it now

I don’t think I’ve had this much with this franchise since the original 

the first hatchet movies is definitely a massive guilty pleasure, and I just love everything about that film: hatchet 2 and 3 just didn’t really compare in my opinion, sure there’s great gore and victor crowleys a beast but something was just missing or off. but after watching the 4th and final instalment of hatchet, I kinda know. the characters just aren’t particularly fun or likeable in either parts, and there’s just too many characters to the point where I wasn’t interested. In this there’s only a group of people, 4 people who got here on boat and then a bunch of rich purple crash.. there’s a clear story and victor crowley is just as menacing as ever, kane hodder did a great job portraying him. there’s great characters, rose being my favourite.. when she chucks an axe at victor but misses him by a long shot that was just so much fun, and dillon who sacrifices himself for the other 2 which was nice. sabrina was a love hate character and the other woman (I forgot her name) was also hilarious. another amazing element is the gore, just like all these films. this is just so bloody and gory. my favourite kill was where a phone when straight through her. bizarre yet cool looking. this is just B slasher trash which I love and adore, and I really hope there will be a 5th film in the future

I don’t think I’ve had this much with this franchise since the original 

the first hatchet movies is definitely a massive guilty pleasure, and I just love everything about that film: hatchet 2 and 3 just didn’t really compare in my opinion, sure there’s great gore and victor crowleys a beast but something was just missing or off. but after watching the 4th and final instalment of hatchet, I kinda know. the characters just aren’t particularly fun or likeable in either parts, and there’s just too many characters to the point where I wasn’t interested. In this there’s only a group of people, 4 people who got here on boat and then a bunch of rich purple crash.. there’s a clear story and victor crowley is just as menacing as ever, kane hodder did a great job portraying him. there’s great characters, rose being my favourite.. when she chucks an axe at victor but misses him by a long shot that was just so much fun, and dillon who sacrifices himself for the other 2 which was nice. sabrina was a love hate character and the other woman (I forgot her name) was also hilarious. another amazing element is the gore, just like all these films. this is just so bloody and gory. my favourite kill was where a phone when straight through her. bizarre yet cool looking. this is just B slasher trash which I love and adore, and I really hope there will be a 5th film in the future

I don’t think I’ve had this much with this franchise since the original 

the first hatchet movies is definitely a massive guilty pleasure, and I just love everything about that film: hatchet 2 and 3 just didn’t really compare in my opinion, sure there’s great gore and victor crowleys a beast but something was just missing or off. but after watching the 4th and final instalment of hatchet, I kinda know. the characters just aren’t particularly fun or likeable in either parts, and there’s just too many characters to the point where I wasn’t interested. In this there’s only a group of people, 4 people who got here on boat and then a bunch of rich purple crash.. there’s a clear story and victor crowley is just as menacing as ever, kane hodder did a great job portraying him. there’s great characters, rose being my favourite.. when she chucks an axe at victor but misses him by a long shot that was just so much fun, and dillon who sacrifices himself for the other 2 which was nice. sabrina was a love hate character and the other woman (I forgot her name) was also hilarious. another amazing element is the gore, just like all these films. this is just so bloody and gory. my favourite kill was where a phone when straight through her. bizarre yet cool looking. this is just B slasher trash which I love and adore, and I really hope there will be a 5th film in the future

I don’t think I’ve had this much with this franchise since the original 

the first hatchet movies is definitely a massive guilty pleasure, and I just love everything about that film: hatchet 2 and 3 just didn’t really compare in my opinion, sure there’s great gore and victor crowleys a beast but something was just missing or off. but after watching the 4th and final instalment of hatchet, I kinda know. the characters just aren’t particularly fun or likeable in either parts, and there’s just too many characters to the point where I wasn’t interested. In this there’s only a group of people, 4 people who got here on boat and then a bunch of rich purple crash.. there’s a clear story and victor crowley is just as menacing as ever, kane hodder did a great job portraying him. there’s great characters, rose being my favourite.. when she chucks an axe at victor but misses him by a long shot that was just so much fun, and dillon who sacrifices himself for the other 2 which was nice. sabrina was a love hate character and the other woman (I forgot her name) was also hilarious. another amazing element is the gore, just like all these films. this is just so bloody and gory. my favourite kill was where a phone when straight through her. bizarre yet cool looking. this is just B slasher trash which I love and adore, and I really hope there will be a 5th film in the future

HELP WHY IS Q FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS HERE???

this one wasn’t bad but i was missing final girl marybeth and the tony todd cameos 💔

HELP WHY IS Q FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS HERE???

this one wasn’t bad but i was missing final girl marybeth and the tony todd cameos 💔