Mr. Wrong

terrible terribly terrible but god is he gorgeous

terrible terribly terrible but god is he gorgeous

With those eyebrows I would let Bill Paxton (Pullman) drug me, kidnap me and forces me to marry him in mexico.

With those eyebrows I would let Bill Paxton (Pullman) drug me, kidnap me and forces me to marry him in mexico.

This movie is so fucking absurd it's a masterpiece. Although I purposefully was enjoying the movie out of context by thinking of Whitman as an autsitic man finally unmasking in front of Martha and her not accepting him for the way he is. Like the random singing, not understanding social queues, being overbearing, and being really dumb? He's literally me.

This movie is so fucking absurd it's a masterpiece. Although I purposefully was enjoying the movie out of context by thinking of Whitman as an autsitic man finally unmasking in front of Martha and her not accepting him for the way he is. Like the random singing, not understanding social queues, being overbearing, and being really dumb? He's literally me.

a heterosexual ellen degeneres??? i guess i’ve seen everything now

a heterosexual ellen degeneres??? i guess i’ve seen everything now

Making Ellen Degeneres act heterosexual should be a federal crime. I couldn’t believe this movie expected me to believe that she would ever sleep with Bill Pullman, let alone go back for seconds!

Putting Ellen’s extreme gayness aside, this movie is absolutely deranged. It is genuinely a horror film. The clown scene is something out of It. I will be having nightmares. This is a creepy story of stalking and abuse, for some reason played for comedic effect.

I will say that it got a few laughs out of me, but honestly most of them were just due to the shock value. My favorite jokes were the backstory they give Joan Cusack’s character (she has attempted to assassinate Stevie Nicks) and a children’s choir singing Foreigner’s I Want to Know What Love Is as Ellen walks down the aisle to marry an insane Bill Pullman. You can’t make this stuff up.

Making Ellen Degeneres act heterosexual should be a federal crime. I couldn’t believe this movie expected me to believe that she would ever sleep with Bill Pullman, let alone go back for seconds!

Putting Ellen’s extreme gayness aside, this movie is absolutely deranged. It is genuinely a horror film. The clown scene is something out of It. I will be having nightmares. This is a creepy story of stalking and abuse, for some reason played for comedic effect.

I will say that it got a few laughs out of me, but honestly most of them were just due to the shock value. My favorite jokes were the backstory they give Joan Cusack’s character (she has attempted to assassinate Stevie Nicks) and a children’s choir singing Foreigner’s I Want to Know What Love Is as Ellen walks down the aisle to marry an insane Bill Pullman. You can’t make this stuff up.