1988·Action·1h 39m
7.0
★
Double agent Picasso Trigger is assassinated in Paris by double-crossing bad guy Miguel Ortiz. Then Ortiz begins eliminating agents of The Agency who were involved in his brother's death. The Agency (belatedly) springs into action to stop Ortiz' heinous activities. The usual gunplay, romance, and nifty toys with bombs ensue.
Directed by Andy Sidaris
helicopter
shower
blonde
double agent
bikini
double crossed
lingerie
jacuzzi
Trailer
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Cast
Steve Bond
Travis Abilene
Dona Speir
Donna
Hope Marie Carlton
Taryn
John Aprea
Salazar / Picasso Trigger
Roberta Vasquez
Pantera
Guich Koock
L.G. Abilene
Rodrigo Obregón
Miguel Ortiz
Bruce Penhall
Hondo
Cynthia Brimhall
Edy
Richard LePore
Professor
Nicholas Georgiade
Schiavo
Kym Malin
Kym
Crew
Andy Sidaris
Director
Andy Sidaris
Writer
Arlene Sidaris
Producer
Mark Haskins
Property Master
Popular Reviews
8 reviews
joeyPRO
5.0★ · 05/18/25
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1Tyler Dean
7.0★ · 05/17/26
“I’ve got a black belt in shotgun.”
Just Andy Sidaris doing what he did best: Bullets. Bombs. Babes.
This one actually felt a bit more mature than his previous films. You didn’t get any nudity until the 18 minute mark!
But don’t let that deter you, because you still get bonkers moments like:
Death by exploding boomerang
Multiple deaths by RC (cars / planes)
Death by secret crutch gun
Plus multiple lengthy western cowgirl dance scenes to the same song every time.
3 and a half / 5 stars! 🌟
Just Andy Sidaris doing what he did best: Bullets. Bombs. Babes.
This one actually felt a bit more mature than his previous films. You didn’t get any nudity until the 18 minute mark!
But don’t let that deter you, because you still get bonkers moments like:
Death by exploding boomerang
Multiple deaths by RC (cars / planes)
Death by secret crutch gun
Plus multiple lengthy western cowgirl dance scenes to the same song every time.
3 and a half / 5 stars! 🌟
“I’ve got a black belt in shotgun.”
Just Andy Sidaris doing what he did best: Bullets. Bombs. Babes.
This one actually felt a bit more mature than his previous films. You didn’t get any nudity until the 18 minute mark!
But don’t let that deter you, because you still get bonkers moments like:
Death by exploding boomerang
Multiple deaths by RC (cars / planes)
Death by secret crutch gun
Plus multiple lengthy western cowgirl dance scenes to the same song every time.
3 and a half / 5 stars! 🌟
Just Andy Sidaris doing what he did best: Bullets. Bombs. Babes.
This one actually felt a bit more mature than his previous films. You didn’t get any nudity until the 18 minute mark!
But don’t let that deter you, because you still get bonkers moments like:
Death by exploding boomerang
Multiple deaths by RC (cars / planes)
Death by secret crutch gun
Plus multiple lengthy western cowgirl dance scenes to the same song every time.
3 and a half / 5 stars! 🌟
Szabó Dávid
4.0★ · 02/05/25
This is a swimsuit commercial, not a movie. But for a swimsuit commercial, it has a decent story
This is a swimsuit commercial, not a movie. But for a swimsuit commercial, it has a decent story
Alfred HitchTOK
6.0★ · 10/02/24
Andy Sidaris is back, with a glorious retread of his greatest tits...uhh...hits. Explosions. Fast cars. Boobs. Sweeping Hawaiian locales. Bumper Sticker dialogue. Remote control cars. Helicopters.
But for all those familiar elements never let it be said that Sidaris isn't expanding his horizons, in this movie he actually casts a brunette!
Our bubbly busty blonde besties from Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Heather Marie Carlton), are back continuing their undercover gig as cargo pilots/deep sea divers (with their very own inbuilt floatation devices) working for an unnamed spy agency. Yet another Abilene fam member takes the male lead, Travis Abilene (Steve Bond), who has inherited his cousins inability to shoot and also seems to have inherited Donna as his girlfriend. But Donna has some competition in the form of Roberta Vasquez as the aforementioned brunette Pantera (RIP Dimebag). The super-spys also have to deal with their very own Bond Villian in this encounter, with the sauve art dealer/tyrannical despot known as Picasso Trigger (John Aprea).
It's all more of the same, but when the same is so much goofy ass fun, then I can see nothing to complain about. Hope Marie Carlton is adorbs as Taryn, Dona Speir has a harder edge this time as Donna, adopting a penchant for cigarettes. Both gals definitely know how to fill out a Body Glove zip front wetsuit. It's nice to have Cynthia Brimhall back as Edy too, who has a sweaty gym session lycra make-out session with beefcake martial artist Jade (Harold Diamond). Roberta Vasquez is a hot ticket as the alluring yet mysterious Pantera (Fuck Phil Anselmo) and has somehow managed to walk away from a role in a Sidaris movies without have to expose her breasts. Steve Bond as Travis Abilene is definitely the weak link, lacking the charisma and comedic chops of Darby Hinton and Ronn Moss.
Clearly Sidaris got the memo about the reaction to Hard Ticket's bazooka blow-up doll as EVERY bad guy death in this movie is via explosion. We can't just be content with shooting the enemy here, they must be exploded by any means necessary, be that exploding RC cars, exploding boomerangs or exploding pacemakers. It's all very on brand for this super-spy agency who seem very macho and apple pie American, like Mack Bolan if the Stony Man crew all had titties.
"Well Kim, I'm gonna hit the Jacuzzi.
Ok, catch ya later Patticakes."
But for all those familiar elements never let it be said that Sidaris isn't expanding his horizons, in this movie he actually casts a brunette!
Our bubbly busty blonde besties from Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Heather Marie Carlton), are back continuing their undercover gig as cargo pilots/deep sea divers (with their very own inbuilt floatation devices) working for an unnamed spy agency. Yet another Abilene fam member takes the male lead, Travis Abilene (Steve Bond), who has inherited his cousins inability to shoot and also seems to have inherited Donna as his girlfriend. But Donna has some competition in the form of Roberta Vasquez as the aforementioned brunette Pantera (RIP Dimebag). The super-spys also have to deal with their very own Bond Villian in this encounter, with the sauve art dealer/tyrannical despot known as Picasso Trigger (John Aprea).
It's all more of the same, but when the same is so much goofy ass fun, then I can see nothing to complain about. Hope Marie Carlton is adorbs as Taryn, Dona Speir has a harder edge this time as Donna, adopting a penchant for cigarettes. Both gals definitely know how to fill out a Body Glove zip front wetsuit. It's nice to have Cynthia Brimhall back as Edy too, who has a sweaty gym session lycra make-out session with beefcake martial artist Jade (Harold Diamond). Roberta Vasquez is a hot ticket as the alluring yet mysterious Pantera (Fuck Phil Anselmo) and has somehow managed to walk away from a role in a Sidaris movies without have to expose her breasts. Steve Bond as Travis Abilene is definitely the weak link, lacking the charisma and comedic chops of Darby Hinton and Ronn Moss.
Clearly Sidaris got the memo about the reaction to Hard Ticket's bazooka blow-up doll as EVERY bad guy death in this movie is via explosion. We can't just be content with shooting the enemy here, they must be exploded by any means necessary, be that exploding RC cars, exploding boomerangs or exploding pacemakers. It's all very on brand for this super-spy agency who seem very macho and apple pie American, like Mack Bolan if the Stony Man crew all had titties.
"Well Kim, I'm gonna hit the Jacuzzi.
Ok, catch ya later Patticakes."
Andy Sidaris is back, with a glorious retread of his greatest tits...uhh...hits. Explosions. Fast cars. Boobs. Sweeping Hawaiian locales. Bumper Sticker dialogue. Remote control cars. Helicopters.
But for all those familiar elements never let it be said that Sidaris isn't expanding his horizons, in this movie he actually casts a brunette!
Our bubbly busty blonde besties from Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Heather Marie Carlton), are back continuing their undercover gig as cargo pilots/deep sea divers (with their very own inbuilt floatation devices) working for an unnamed spy agency. Yet another Abilene fam member takes the male lead, Travis Abilene (Steve Bond), who has inherited his cousins inability to shoot and also seems to have inherited Donna as his girlfriend. But Donna has some competition in the form of Roberta Vasquez as the aforementioned brunette Pantera (RIP Dimebag). The super-spys also have to deal with their very own Bond Villian in this encounter, with the sauve art dealer/tyrannical despot known as Picasso Trigger (John Aprea).
It's all more of the same, but when the same is so much goofy ass fun, then I can see nothing to complain about. Hope Marie Carlton is adorbs as Taryn, Dona Speir has a harder edge this time as Donna, adopting a penchant for cigarettes. Both gals definitely know how to fill out a Body Glove zip front wetsuit. It's nice to have Cynthia Brimhall back as Edy too, who has a sweaty gym session lycra make-out session with beefcake martial artist Jade (Harold Diamond). Roberta Vasquez is a hot ticket as the alluring yet mysterious Pantera (Fuck Phil Anselmo) and has somehow managed to walk away from a role in a Sidaris movies without have to expose her breasts. Steve Bond as Travis Abilene is definitely the weak link, lacking the charisma and comedic chops of Darby Hinton and Ronn Moss.
Clearly Sidaris got the memo about the reaction to Hard Ticket's bazooka blow-up doll as EVERY bad guy death in this movie is via explosion. We can't just be content with shooting the enemy here, they must be exploded by any means necessary, be that exploding RC cars, exploding boomerangs or exploding pacemakers. It's all very on brand for this super-spy agency who seem very macho and apple pie American, like Mack Bolan if the Stony Man crew all had titties.
"Well Kim, I'm gonna hit the Jacuzzi.
Ok, catch ya later Patticakes."
But for all those familiar elements never let it be said that Sidaris isn't expanding his horizons, in this movie he actually casts a brunette!
Our bubbly busty blonde besties from Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Heather Marie Carlton), are back continuing their undercover gig as cargo pilots/deep sea divers (with their very own inbuilt floatation devices) working for an unnamed spy agency. Yet another Abilene fam member takes the male lead, Travis Abilene (Steve Bond), who has inherited his cousins inability to shoot and also seems to have inherited Donna as his girlfriend. But Donna has some competition in the form of Roberta Vasquez as the aforementioned brunette Pantera (RIP Dimebag). The super-spys also have to deal with their very own Bond Villian in this encounter, with the sauve art dealer/tyrannical despot known as Picasso Trigger (John Aprea).
It's all more of the same, but when the same is so much goofy ass fun, then I can see nothing to complain about. Hope Marie Carlton is adorbs as Taryn, Dona Speir has a harder edge this time as Donna, adopting a penchant for cigarettes. Both gals definitely know how to fill out a Body Glove zip front wetsuit. It's nice to have Cynthia Brimhall back as Edy too, who has a sweaty gym session lycra make-out session with beefcake martial artist Jade (Harold Diamond). Roberta Vasquez is a hot ticket as the alluring yet mysterious Pantera (Fuck Phil Anselmo) and has somehow managed to walk away from a role in a Sidaris movies without have to expose her breasts. Steve Bond as Travis Abilene is definitely the weak link, lacking the charisma and comedic chops of Darby Hinton and Ronn Moss.
Clearly Sidaris got the memo about the reaction to Hard Ticket's bazooka blow-up doll as EVERY bad guy death in this movie is via explosion. We can't just be content with shooting the enemy here, they must be exploded by any means necessary, be that exploding RC cars, exploding boomerangs or exploding pacemakers. It's all very on brand for this super-spy agency who seem very macho and apple pie American, like Mack Bolan if the Stony Man crew all had titties.
"Well Kim, I'm gonna hit the Jacuzzi.
Ok, catch ya later Patticakes."
UrkDeOgre
6.0★ · 02/12/23
This movie has plenty of twists in the end. sorry for spoilers but I dont think anyone cares that much abot andy sidaris movie.
This movie has plenty of twists in the end. sorry for spoilers but I dont think anyone cares that much abot andy sidaris movie.