Slop

Slop

So I recorded this off TV thinking it was 2022’s Aftersun. About 10 seconds in when I heard Dave Bautista’s narration about being an expert tracker, I realized I had made a mistake. The remote was too far away so I just sat there and watched. This was not very good but it did make me fondly remember the action crap I used to watch Saturday nights on Cinemax when I was a kid.

So I recorded this off TV thinking it was 2022’s Aftersun. About 10 seconds in when I heard Dave Bautista’s narration about being an expert tracker, I realized I had made a mistake. The remote was too far away so I just sat there and watched. This was not very good but it did make me fondly remember the action crap I used to watch Saturday nights on Cinemax when I was a kid.

I'd say this deserved to make atleast 2% of it's budget back but alas

I'd say this deserved to make atleast 2% of it's budget back but alas

Why is Batista showing up in all these shitty Prime action films all of a sudden? And why do I keep watching them?

Why is Batista showing up in all these shitty Prime action films all of a sudden? And why do I keep watching them?

Bautista in eyeliner 😍

Bautista in eyeliner 😍