~ Vincent Price, Master of Horror.

This was wildly uneven but still a fun time. Spoofs aren’t really my thing cos some of the jokes are just straight up cringe, and unfortunately this film falls into that trap sometimes. The early jokes land but after that it oscillates between mildly amusing and “what are we even doing here, man?” Still, it was nice seeing Vincent Price be zesty as hell.

~ Vincent Price, Master of Horror.

This was wildly uneven but still a fun time. Spoofs aren’t really my thing cos some of the jokes are just straight up cringe, and unfortunately this film falls into that trap sometimes. The early jokes land but after that it oscillates between mildly amusing and “what are we even doing here, man?” Still, it was nice seeing Vincent Price be zesty as hell.

Amazing awful. They made so many references in this and the minute that nun pulled out a light saber it cemented my five star. Everything about the film was hilarious. This was my Clue.

“*Hurry, light the faggots!”
“I wish you’d stop saying that.”
“If the shoe fits, wear it.”*

Amazing awful. They made so many references in this and the minute that nun pulled out a light saber it cemented my five star. Everything about the film was hilarious. This was my Clue.

“*Hurry, light the faggots!”
“I wish you’d stop saying that.”
“If the shoe fits, wear it.”*

I think death by a can opener is one of my new favourite kills in a horror movie.

I think death by a can opener is one of my new favourite kills in a horror movie.

vincent price i love you

vincent price i love you