now THIS is what i call cinema

now THIS is what i call cinema

This is peak kaiju cinema. It combines the best parts of the last two to make an all-out brawl between a UFO turtle and a chicken that pisses out of its nipples the coolest it can be.

This is peak kaiju cinema. It combines the best parts of the last two to make an all-out brawl between a UFO turtle and a chicken that pisses out of its nipples the coolest it can be.

This is peak kaiju cinema. It combines the best parts of the last two to make an all-out brawl between a UFO turtle and a chicken that pisses out of its nipples the coolest it can be.

This is peak kaiju cinema. It combines the best parts of the last two to make an all-out brawl between a UFO turtle and a chicken that pisses out of its nipples the coolest it can be.

I gotta hand it to them, Dracula as a kaiju is a wicked cool idea.

I gotta hand it to them, Dracula as a kaiju is a wicked cool idea.

The village in this movie schemes to sell their land for the highest price possible. They sabotage the construction sites not for any political reason; it’s simply to drive up the asking price. The closest this gets to political is when the mom remarks selling land is not so simple. Then the land development company becomes the good guy by teaming up with the military to defend against Gyaos. Then it is the villagers who push forward the idea to create a forest fire and destroy the trees. None of this is problematic to me, but dare I say, this film’s human narrative is capitalistic? It even goes as far as having the company rep tell the village elder they’re going to reroute the interstate, thus nullifying any profit the village may have hoped for. That’s the marketplace, baby 😎 And the villagers are still trying to get a cut by the end of the movie 😂

Oh yea, Gyaos gets drunk off artifical human blood, inhales its scent like an industrial smokestack bong, and does Seismic Toss to Gamera a few times.

The village in this movie schemes to sell their land for the highest price possible. They sabotage the construction sites not for any political reason; it’s simply to drive up the asking price. The closest this gets to political is when the mom remarks selling land is not so simple. Then the land development company becomes the good guy by teaming up with the military to defend against Gyaos. Then it is the villagers who push forward the idea to create a forest fire and destroy the trees. None of this is problematic to me, but dare I say, this film’s human narrative is capitalistic? It even goes as far as having the company rep tell the village elder they’re going to reroute the interstate, thus nullifying any profit the village may have hoped for. That’s the marketplace, baby 😎 And the villagers are still trying to get a cut by the end of the movie 😂

Oh yea, Gyaos gets drunk off artifical human blood, inhales its scent like an industrial smokestack bong, and does Seismic Toss to Gamera a few times.