**HOOPTOBER 11 #18**

still leans a little too silly like House II but i can still appreciate Kane Hodder as a talking pizza. surprised no one has tried to reboot this yet, i’ve seen other franchises come back that have less than 3 sequels! i also still think the japanese House is the superior movie with the title, but that’s to be expected when it’s one of my top 4

**HOOPTOBER 11 #18**

still leans a little too silly like House II but i can still appreciate Kane Hodder as a talking pizza. surprised no one has tried to reboot this yet, i’ve seen other franchises come back that have less than 3 sequels! i also still think the japanese House is the superior movie with the title, but that’s to be expected when it’s one of my top 4

Hooptober XI #8
Franchise with 4+ Entries

If this one had stuck the landing, I feel like the House series would have been one of the more consistent horror franchises (in quality at least, if not in tone), but alas, I found this one pretty boring. Some good moments, and I enjoyed seeing a mother/daughter pairing as the protagonists rather than more dudes, but otherwise it was pretty forgettable.

Hooptober XI #8
Franchise with 4+ Entries

If this one had stuck the landing, I feel like the House series would have been one of the more consistent horror franchises (in quality at least, if not in tone), but alas, I found this one pretty boring. Some good moments, and I enjoyed seeing a mother/daughter pairing as the protagonists rather than more dudes, but otherwise it was pretty forgettable.

The only one of these with any sense of continuity is also by far the worst. This one suffers from trying to be an actual heartwarming movie, as opposed to a bugnuts practical effects romp. As a result it’s boring as all hell and poorly made to boot.

Having now seen every House movie, I can confidently say that House II is the only one really worth while, but at least 1 and 3 are SOMETHING. This is nothing.

The only one of these with any sense of continuity is also by far the worst. This one suffers from trying to be an actual heartwarming movie, as opposed to a bugnuts practical effects romp. As a result it’s boring as all hell and poorly made to boot.

Having now seen every House movie, I can confidently say that House II is the only one really worth while, but at least 1 and 3 are SOMETHING. This is nothing.