I need you to be so fucking for real right now; Why is this pro-life, anti-crocodile propaganda sponsored by Pizza Hut??
Listen, I love stupid horror movies. Stupid characters making stupid decisions with stupid outcomes is the lifeblood of the genre. But, there have to be limits.
First of all, you are never prying a crocodile’s jaws from your bloody leg, you dumb bitch!
An Olympic pool with zero ladders? Fine. A diabetic surviving an entire week without insulin? Um, okay. Doing martial arts with a broken ankle? Why not! But, you CANNOT hard boil eggs in an empty fucking pool with that amount of kindling and no goddamn pot!!
Also, fuck you for the dog scene and for the fingernail thing. Removing fingernails is the laziest, most boorish form of body horror.
The movie is entertaining though.
I need you to be so fucking for real right now; Why is this pro-life, anti-crocodile propaganda sponsored by Pizza Hut??
Listen, I love stupid horror movies. Stupid characters making stupid decisions with stupid outcomes is the lifeblood of the genre. But, there have to be limits.
First of all, you are never prying a crocodile’s jaws from your bloody leg, you dumb bitch!
An Olympic pool with zero ladders? Fine. A diabetic surviving an entire week without insulin? Um, okay. Doing martial arts with a broken ankle? Why not! But, you CANNOT hard boil eggs in an empty fucking pool with that amount of kindling and no goddamn pot!!
Also, fuck you for the dog scene and for the fingernail thing. Removing fingernails is the laziest, most boorish form of body horror.
The movie is entertaining though.
