Don’t think I can I can formulate an actual review so here are some random thoughts during my watch:
- this is a slasher film with no onscreen violence
- this is a movie about furries made by people who don’t know what a furry is
- Hundreds of Beavers did this better
- I refuse to believe that anybody working on this put in effort
- Hundreds of Beavers did this better (x2)
- there’s a part where somebody’s neck is broken offscreen by having two furries wrap their tails around his head and run in opposite directions and I don’t think I need to explain how stupid that is
- I can’t tell whether this movie is being homophobic or not
- a guy in a dog mask gets stabbed THROUGH the neck by a machete and inside the mask, the blade narrowly misses his EYE? QUOI?!
- Hundreds of Beavers did this better (x3)
- the killer furries attack someone offscreen and instead of killing her they strip her in the dark and put her on a field to get killed by a lawnmower
- a senselessly half-naked girl is shown in one shot crawling away but had her hands tied in the next
- a furry is shot in the head at point blank but I guess they forgot this because in the next shot he DODGES A POINT BLANK BULLET
- the acting is atrocious
- the title is misleading because this all happens on a singular night
- what the fuck does that ending mean? is it implying that the mask itself is alive? and if so, why would he remove it? the fuck?
Don’t think I can I can formulate an actual review so here are some random thoughts during my watch:
- this is a slasher film with no onscreen violence
- this is a movie about furries made by people who don’t know what a furry is
- Hundreds of Beavers did this better
- I refuse to believe that anybody working on this put in effort
- Hundreds of Beavers did this better (x2)
- there’s a part where somebody’s neck is broken offscreen by having two furries wrap their tails around his head and run in opposite directions and I don’t think I need to explain how stupid that is
- I can’t tell whether this movie is being homophobic or not
- a guy in a dog mask gets stabbed THROUGH the neck by a machete and inside the mask, the blade narrowly misses his EYE? QUOI?!
- Hundreds of Beavers did this better (x3)
- the killer furries attack someone offscreen and instead of killing her they strip her in the dark and put her on a field to get killed by a lawnmower
- a senselessly half-naked girl is shown in one shot crawling away but had her hands tied in the next
- a furry is shot in the head at point blank but I guess they forgot this because in the next shot he DODGES A POINT BLANK BULLET
- the acting is atrocious
- the title is misleading because this all happens on a singular night
- what the fuck does that ending mean? is it implying that the mask itself is alive? and if so, why would he remove it? the fuck?
