
Family Guy Presents: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie
2009·Animation·45m
7.1
★
You can learn a lot from a maniacal baby genius bent on a world of domination, but we kinda hope you don't. In the shockingly hilarious 100th episode of Family Guy, Stewie makes good on his threat to do away with "vile woman" he calls Lois.
Directed by John Holmquist and Greg Colton and Peter Shin and James Purdum
dark comedy
satire
family relationships
revenge
political leader
murder mystery
tv special

IMDB
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Cast

Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Stan Smith (voice)

Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)

Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin (voice)

Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)

Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown / Bruce / Jeffry / Consuela (voice)

Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)

Patrick Stewart
Avery Bullock (voice)

Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell (voice)

Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul (voice)

Randy Jackson
Randy Jackson (voice)

David Boat
Rupert (voice)

Alexandra Breckenridge
Cancer Sufferer (voice)
Crew

Peter Shin
Director

David A. Goodman
Writer

Steve Callaghan
Writer

David A. Goodman
Executive Producer

Seth MacFarlane
Executive Producer

Kirker Butler
Co-Producer

Kara Vallow
Producer

Linda Lamontagne
Casting Director

Steve Callaghan
Co-Executive Producer

Mark Hentemann
Co-Executive Producer

Danny Smith
Co-Executive Producer

Sean Fine
Production Assistant
Popular Reviews
83 reviews
Leped
8.0★ · 07/04/26

My did he kill my boy Cleveland like that
Man just topped him off like it was nothing, famalam it’s a madness
Man just topped him off like it was nothing, famalam it’s a madness
My did he kill my boy Cleveland like that
Man just topped him off like it was nothing, famalam it’s a madness
Man just topped him off like it was nothing, famalam it’s a madness
William Shatner 2.0
10.0★ · 05/05/26

Peter was right about "Can’t Slow Down" by Lionel Richie, I felt the same exact way.
Let me set the scene for you, it’s Lois’s birthday and the family are having a nice family dinner at a very fancy restaurant. By the looks of it, the family has already eaten the cake, so now it’s time for Lois to open her beloved family’s gifts, which are sure to be wonderful. Little did she know, her husband would give her the greatest gift of all, "Can’t Slow Down" by Lionel Ritchie. Chris and Meg give their mother their gift and it’s a smokers tooth polish. Lois picks the gift up with a confused expression on her face, yet she is still appreciative. Then, the moment of truth happens, Peter gives her the most extraordinary gift of all time. Lois unwraps said gift and holds the CD in her hand.
"Lionel Ritchie's ‘Can’t Slow Down’?" She asks.
Peter's eyes light up and he begins to tell his wonderful story that I and many other people can relate to.
"Great album Lois, great album. I didn’t know who I was until I heard this album."
We cut to Peter in his bedroom, looking sad, yet moved at the same time.
Peter is listening to "Hello", one of Richie’s best songs on a Sony Walkman.
"Oh god, Lionel. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you?"
This is the greatest scene in any medium, whether it be film, TV, or book. Completely life changing.
5/5 for that scene alone.
Let me set the scene for you, it’s Lois’s birthday and the family are having a nice family dinner at a very fancy restaurant. By the looks of it, the family has already eaten the cake, so now it’s time for Lois to open her beloved family’s gifts, which are sure to be wonderful. Little did she know, her husband would give her the greatest gift of all, "Can’t Slow Down" by Lionel Ritchie. Chris and Meg give their mother their gift and it’s a smokers tooth polish. Lois picks the gift up with a confused expression on her face, yet she is still appreciative. Then, the moment of truth happens, Peter gives her the most extraordinary gift of all time. Lois unwraps said gift and holds the CD in her hand.
"Lionel Ritchie's ‘Can’t Slow Down’?" She asks.
Peter's eyes light up and he begins to tell his wonderful story that I and many other people can relate to.
"Great album Lois, great album. I didn’t know who I was until I heard this album."
We cut to Peter in his bedroom, looking sad, yet moved at the same time.
Peter is listening to "Hello", one of Richie’s best songs on a Sony Walkman.
"Oh god, Lionel. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you?"
This is the greatest scene in any medium, whether it be film, TV, or book. Completely life changing.
5/5 for that scene alone.
Peter was right about "Can’t Slow Down" by Lionel Richie, I felt the same exact way.
Let me set the scene for you, it’s Lois’s birthday and the family are having a nice family dinner at a very fancy restaurant. By the looks of it, the family has already eaten the cake, so now it’s time for Lois to open her beloved family’s gifts, which are sure to be wonderful. Little did she know, her husband would give her the greatest gift of all, "Can’t Slow Down" by Lionel Ritchie. Chris and Meg give their mother their gift and it’s a smokers tooth polish. Lois picks the gift up with a confused expression on her face, yet she is still appreciative. Then, the moment of truth happens, Peter gives her the most extraordinary gift of all time. Lois unwraps said gift and holds the CD in her hand.
"Lionel Ritchie's ‘Can’t Slow Down’?" She asks.
Peter's eyes light up and he begins to tell his wonderful story that I and many other people can relate to.
"Great album Lois, great album. I didn’t know who I was until I heard this album."
We cut to Peter in his bedroom, looking sad, yet moved at the same time.
Peter is listening to "Hello", one of Richie’s best songs on a Sony Walkman.
"Oh god, Lionel. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you?"
This is the greatest scene in any medium, whether it be film, TV, or book. Completely life changing.
5/5 for that scene alone.
Let me set the scene for you, it’s Lois’s birthday and the family are having a nice family dinner at a very fancy restaurant. By the looks of it, the family has already eaten the cake, so now it’s time for Lois to open her beloved family’s gifts, which are sure to be wonderful. Little did she know, her husband would give her the greatest gift of all, "Can’t Slow Down" by Lionel Ritchie. Chris and Meg give their mother their gift and it’s a smokers tooth polish. Lois picks the gift up with a confused expression on her face, yet she is still appreciative. Then, the moment of truth happens, Peter gives her the most extraordinary gift of all time. Lois unwraps said gift and holds the CD in her hand.
"Lionel Ritchie's ‘Can’t Slow Down’?" She asks.
Peter's eyes light up and he begins to tell his wonderful story that I and many other people can relate to.
"Great album Lois, great album. I didn’t know who I was until I heard this album."
We cut to Peter in his bedroom, looking sad, yet moved at the same time.
Peter is listening to "Hello", one of Richie’s best songs on a Sony Walkman.
"Oh god, Lionel. You have been hurt. You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you?"
This is the greatest scene in any medium, whether it be film, TV, or book. Completely life changing.
5/5 for that scene alone.
kai
6.0★ · 04/17/26

There goes my smile
There goes my smile
William Shatner 2.0
8.0★ · 01/11/26

Peak Family Guy right here 🥹✌️
Peak Family Guy right here 🥹✌️
Lagos
8.0★ · 07/16/25

Really good two episodes special, you can really feel the importance of Stewie finally killing Lois
Really good two episodes special, you can really feel the importance of Stewie finally killing Lois