Mr. Bennet: Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains, Mrs. Bennet.
Mrs. Bennet: You sir, have already put them at a decided social disadvantage by insisting they do their combat training in China as opposed to Japan!
Mr. Bennet: The Chinese deadly arts have no equal.
Lizzie: I, for one, would trade nothing for my Shaolin Training
Absolutely ridiculous movie. I really enjoyed it anyway! Surprisingly high production value and starpower. The worldbuilding falls apart if you think about it for more than a minute but I forgive the contrivances. They're bits! It's funny.
Bits I liked:
• The Bennett sisters as warrior women ♡ Daggers strapped beneath dresses and overly flourishy fighting are objectively lowbrow tropes but I still find them visually appealing.
• Lizzie snapping up the flies by Jane's bedside and Darcy discreetly sheathing his blade.
• Matt Smith (Mr. Collins) and Lena Heady (Lady Catherine to Bourgh) fully committing to camp. They were the highlights of this movie. Matt Smith's physical comedy and little vocalizations were hilarious! And Lena Heady switching fluidly from an unthreatening comedy antagonist to a genuinely menacing figure was so cool.
I do not know which I admire more, Elizabeth Bennet. Your skill as a warrior, or your resolve as a woman.
• The fight scene between Lizzie and Darcy
SHE'S SHY!!! >:((
• Wickham being the Antichrist TT
• The contrast of foppish Mr. Bingley with leather trench coat-clad Mr. Darcy. I also enjoyed Lady Catherine's purple Napoleon jacket and leather knee-high boots.
• The double-wedding ending! It took me a while to buy the romances between the leads (tbh Jane and Bingley didn't really move me) but Lizzie and Darcy's fighting scene and confession to one another won me over by the end. Pride and Prejudice (2005) still massively clears of course but there's something about Darcy smiling and Lizzie melting in the face of it <333
Bits I didn't like:
• Jane and Bingley were a bit wooden
• The editing was really weird in several moments— one scene that stands out to me was Lizzie reading Darcy's letter. There were too many cuts and angles of Lizzie crying. It didn't match the intended solemnity of the moment at all.
• I won't complain about the many small, nonsensical details in the plot because I accept that this movie isn't supposed to be taken
too seriously, but they do add up in the end and detract from the tension.
Overall, still an entertaining watch.