In the quiet little town of Allburg, friends Lucy and Cindy are on the verge of going away to college when they partake in a cleansing ritual by swimming in an abandoned church crypt. After Lucy accidentally drops her crucifix in the water, it drifts down and awakens the ancient vampire Czakyr, who becomes thirsty for Lucy's virgin blood.
Directed by Tony Randel
virgin
small town
vampire
teacher
crypt
crucifix
Trailer
IMDB
N/A
Letterboxd
2.8 / 5
Cast
Karen Black
Karen Thompson
Peter DeLuise
Mark Gardner
Ami Dolenz
Lucy Barrett
Evan MacKenzie
Frank Aldin
Garrett Morris
Matty
David Sawyer
Czakyr
Crew
Tony Randel
Director
Damon Santostefano
Co-Producer
Howard Nash
Co-Producer
William Hopkins
Story
Tony Randel
Story
Howard Berger
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Greg Nicotero
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Robert Kurtzman
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Popular Reviews
4 reviews
Arelyx
5.0★ · 06/30/25
the cop was badass but the fuck was that kids problem
the cop was badass but the fuck was that kids problem
The
6.0★ · 10/27/21
Distant third to Sundown and Return To Salem’s Lot but similar wackadoo vampire comedy. Performance-ruining teeth prosthetics and exposition sledgehammer dialogue mar Fango’s admirable aim of goofy effects fun. There’s some great stuff but it’s overall kinda shaky. Love the cop. [BILLY SQUISHES] was a particularly great closed caption.
Note: the copy on Prime is a shuddering tape rip. I assume this only exists in its 4:3 scanline version but I’d rewatch a cleaner copy. There was a straight up dead pixel twitching at one point.
Distant third to Sundown and Return To Salem’s Lot but similar wackadoo vampire comedy. Performance-ruining teeth prosthetics and exposition sledgehammer dialogue mar Fango’s admirable aim of goofy effects fun. There’s some great stuff but it’s overall kinda shaky. Love the cop. [BILLY SQUISHES] was a particularly great closed caption.
Note: the copy on Prime is a shuddering tape rip. I assume this only exists in its 4:3 scanline version but I’d rewatch a cleaner copy. There was a straight up dead pixel twitching at one point.
