Children of the Night

the cop was badass but the fuck was that kids problem

the cop was badass but the fuck was that kids problem

I love when they make vampires that are genuinely horrifying, like- YES YOU UGLY LITTLE FUCK SHOW ME YOUR FANGS AND CLAWS!!!

I love when they make vampires that are genuinely horrifying, like- YES YOU UGLY LITTLE FUCK SHOW ME YOUR FANGS AND CLAWS!!!

Distant third to Sundown and Return To Salem’s Lot but similar wackadoo vampire comedy. Performance-ruining teeth prosthetics and exposition sledgehammer dialogue mar Fango’s admirable aim of goofy effects fun. There’s some great stuff but it’s overall kinda shaky. Love the cop. [BILLY SQUISHES] was a particularly great closed caption.

Note: the copy on Prime is a shuddering tape rip. I assume this only exists in its 4:3 scanline version but I’d rewatch a cleaner copy. There was a straight up dead pixel twitching at one point.

Distant third to Sundown and Return To Salem’s Lot but similar wackadoo vampire comedy. Performance-ruining teeth prosthetics and exposition sledgehammer dialogue mar Fango’s admirable aim of goofy effects fun. There’s some great stuff but it’s overall kinda shaky. Love the cop. [BILLY SQUISHES] was a particularly great closed caption.

Note: the copy on Prime is a shuddering tape rip. I assume this only exists in its 4:3 scanline version but I’d rewatch a cleaner copy. There was a straight up dead pixel twitching at one point.