You know what’s missing? Decent acting, a functioning script, pacing, direction, visuals not filmed on a toaster, audio not mixed by a toddler, a single line of believable dialogue, the tiniest hint of subtlety, basic taste, even a shred of ethics, a message that doesn’t make you scream… and above all:
EVERY. FUCKING. THING.
Also, maybe a little respect for the audience. Just a thought.
You know what’s missing? Decent acting, a functioning script, pacing, direction, visuals not filmed on a toaster, audio not mixed by a toddler, a single line of believable dialogue, the tiniest hint of subtlety, basic taste, even a shred of ethics, a message that doesn’t make you scream… and above all:
EVERY. FUCKING. THING.
Also, maybe a little respect for the audience. Just a thought.
