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1985·Action·1h 41m
7.0
In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.
Directed by Andy Sidaris
helicopter
assassination
transvestism
car race
boat
blackmail
amateur detective
hawaii
texas
persuasion
breast
explosion
wealthy widow
muscles
bad aim

Cast

Darby Hinton
Darby Hinton
Cody Abilene
Sybil Danning
Sybil Danning
Contessa Luciana
Art Metrano
Art Metrano
Matthew
Shelley Taylor Morgan
Shelley Taylor Morgan
Anita Chamberlain
Brett Baxter Clark
Brett Baxter Clark
Shane
Niki Dantine
Niki Dantine
Lady Lillian Chamberlain
Lori Sutton
Lori Sutton
Beverly
Lorraine Michaels
Lorraine Michaels
Liza Chamberlain
Lynda Wiesmeier
Lynda Wiesmeier
June Khnockers
Kimberly McArthur
Kimberly McArthur
Faye
Barbara Edwards
Barbara Edwards
May
Michael A. Andrews
Michael A. Andrews
Stuart Chamberlain

Crew

Andy Sidaris
Andy Sidaris
Director
Andy Sidaris
Andy Sidaris
Writer
Andy Sidaris
Andy Sidaris
Producer

Popular Reviews

14 reviews
Tyler Dean
Tyler Dean
Malibu Express
“I went out and watched my old friend, June Khnockers, spelled with an H, drive her race car.” - Cody Abilene

Easily the horniest film I’ve ever seen. Filled with T and A from start to finish but… somehow also full of some of the most unintentionally homoerotic scenes ever!
Every character name is either hilarious or just straight up innuendo. Every woman wants to sleep with our protagonist.

Cody Abilene is the 1980’s manly man personified
Aviator sunglasses, huge mustache, and denim everything (except for his speedos). Driving his cherry red DeLorean to go shoot his 44 magnum, that he keeps in a velvet lined, cow print briefcase!

This is almost one sex scene away from being a Magnum, P.I. porn parody. One of the breast movies I’ve seen in a while.

4 / 5 stars!🌟
“I went out and watched my old friend, June Khnockers, spelled with an H, drive her race car.” - Cody Abilene

Easily the horniest film I’ve ever seen. Filled with T and A from start to finish but… somehow also full of some of the most unintentionally homoerotic scenes ever!
Every character name is either hilarious or just straight up innuendo. Every woman wants to sleep with our protagonist.

Cody Abilene is the 1980’s manly man personified
Aviator sunglasses, huge mustache, and denim everything (except for his speedos). Driving his cherry red DeLorean to go shoot his 44 magnum, that he keeps in a velvet lined, cow print briefcase!

This is almost one sex scene away from being a Magnum, P.I. porn parody. One of the breast movies I’ve seen in a while.

4 / 5 stars!🌟
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Tristan Blyth
Tristan Blyth
Malibu Express
Naked gun softcore edition
Naked gun softcore edition
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Somto Umelo
Somto Umelo
Malibu Express
You know the movie is utter trash when i remember to log it HOURS after ive watched it.
You know the movie is utter trash when i remember to log it HOURS after ive watched it.
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Noah J
Noah J
Malibu Express
Whatever movie
Whatever movie
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Vinayak
Vinayak
Malibu Express
Now that's an actually funny, silly, and risqué B movie.
Now that's an actually funny, silly, and risqué B movie.
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