I loooooove Taylor!!! She was the first comedian I really enjoyed watching over and over! She’s honestly so real!
‘You guys tried to buy greeting cards for your family as adults? Can’t do that anymore. Too much has happened. And Hallmark can’t cover it. When you’re a kid, you run into CVS on Father’s Day like, “You’re the best dad in the whole world.” I’m done. As and adult, you walk down that aisle, like, “You’ve always been there for me.” Nope! “Thank you for accepting me exactly as I…” Okay, try again. “I couldn’t have asked for a better…” You know what? Screw this. Uh excuse me. Do you guys have any that just say “You are my dad”? How about “You’ve always screwed my mom”? You for any of those? I’ll get a blank one. It’s fine. Alright. “You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.” Nailed it.
That is my favourite joke in the whole show 😂
I loooooove Taylor!!! She was the first comedian I really enjoyed watching over and over! She’s honestly so real!
‘You guys tried to buy greeting cards for your family as adults? Can’t do that anymore. Too much has happened. And Hallmark can’t cover it. When you’re a kid, you run into CVS on Father’s Day like, “You’re the best dad in the whole world.” I’m done. As and adult, you walk down that aisle, like, “You’ve always been there for me.” Nope! “Thank you for accepting me exactly as I…” Okay, try again. “I couldn’t have asked for a better…” You know what? Screw this. Uh excuse me. Do you guys have any that just say “You are my dad”? How about “You’ve always screwed my mom”? You for any of those? I’ll get a blank one. It’s fine. Alright. “You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.” Nailed it.
That is my favourite joke in the whole show 😂
