not enough children with scythes

not enough children with scythes

i’m starting to get so sick of these corn fields

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i’m starting to get so sick of these corn fields

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i’m starting to get so sick of these corn fields

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i’m starting to get so sick of these corn fields

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2011 | Stephen King | Children of the Corn

There’s barely any children and no corn at all, what are we even doing at this point!?!

Just like most “Hellraiser” films after the fourth one, this was obviously an unrelated screenplay that was turned into a “Children of the Corn” film by adding a couple of terms and references. Only all the “Hellraiser” films did a better job at doing that.

I don’t think this was the most boring of all the films, but it certainly was the most empty. It’s an absolute nothing film. Everything about this was bad.

Not the worst of them all, but damn it’s bad.

2011 | Stephen King | Children of the Corn

There’s barely any children and no corn at all, what are we even doing at this point!?!

Just like most “Hellraiser” films after the fourth one, this was obviously an unrelated screenplay that was turned into a “Children of the Corn” film by adding a couple of terms and references. Only all the “Hellraiser” films did a better job at doing that.

I don’t think this was the most boring of all the films, but it certainly was the most empty. It’s an absolute nothing film. Everything about this was bad.

Not the worst of them all, but damn it’s bad.

Oh brother, this guy stinks! Tomato tomato tomato, I’m throwing tomatoes.

Oh brother, this guy stinks! Tomato tomato tomato, I’m throwing tomatoes.