John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Directed by Seth MacFarlane
friendship
dreams
satire
love
buddy
teddy bear
toy comes to life
wishes come true
joyous
Rank
#99 in 2012·#4690 overall
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Cast
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
Crew
Seth MacFarlane
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Screenplay
Alec Sulkin
Screenplay
Wellesley Wild
Screenplay
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Jason Clark
Producer
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Scott Stuber
Producer
Seth MacFarlane
Story
Debra McGuire
Costume Design
Luci Romberg
Stunts
Phil Culotta
Stunts
Popular Reviews
7738 reviews
miami
6.0★ · 06/06/25
this was about gay Ryan Reynolds, a teddy bear spanking a grown man, and Taylor Lautner’s childhood
this was about gay Ryan Reynolds, a teddy bear spanking a grown man, and Taylor Lautner’s childhood
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Justin Pany
8.9★ · 06/16/26
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tas
4.0★ · 03/31/26
“Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight and went on to become Taylor Lautner” LMFAO 😭
“Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight and went on to become Taylor Lautner” LMFAO 😭
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julien
3.0★ · 03/20/26
this is less “childhood magic” and more “grown man needs help”
this is less “childhood magic” and more “grown man needs help”
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Khaleesi
7.0★ · 03/14/26
The ultimate proof that a talking teddy bear is more loyal than a human relationship
The ultimate proof that a talking teddy bear is more loyal than a human relationship
