abraham lincoln tackles slavery because vampires like slavery and abraham HATES vampires grrr rawr 🪓🩸

i imagine this would be a good accompaniment to “oh, mary!” but for boys

actors that i recognize kept appearing and it really makes you think

tim burton pls 🫷also wdym they had a budget of $69M

🎥 12.10.2025 - 12.13.2025

abraham lincoln tackles slavery because vampires like slavery and abraham HATES vampires grrr rawr 🪓🩸

i imagine this would be a good accompaniment to “oh, mary!” but for boys

actors that i recognize kept appearing and it really makes you think

tim burton pls 🫷also wdym they had a budget of $69M

🎥 12.10.2025 - 12.13.2025

Four score and 79 years ago Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter 🧛🏻‍♂️

this movie is so stupid but it was so fun. Abraham getting a whole horse thrown at him by a vampire?
Masterpiece. 🎩🩸🪓

Four score and 79 years ago Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter 🧛🏻‍♂️

this movie is so stupid but it was so fun. Abraham getting a whole horse thrown at him by a vampire?
Masterpiece. 🎩🩸🪓

it's actually so god awful but at the same time i can't help but commend it for how unique it is. there are some scenes i could absolutely not believe were happening and yet i was so captivated watching. my rating is low but my love is high.

it's actually so god awful but at the same time i can't help but commend it for how unique it is. there are some scenes i could absolutely not believe were happening and yet i was so captivated watching. my rating is low but my love is high.

the concept of a vampire fight on top of a stampeding herd of seemingly neverending horses through the canyons of illinois. so glad they decided to play this 100% straight

the concept of a vampire fight on top of a stampeding herd of seemingly neverending horses through the canyons of illinois. so glad they decided to play this 100% straight

Luckily, I’m completely shameless when it comes to this, it’s an absolute masterpiece, or as some would say, a “masterpiece.”  😭

Luckily, I’m completely shameless when it comes to this, it’s an absolute masterpiece, or as some would say, a “masterpiece.”  😭