The weirdest and longest porn storyline I’ve ever seen.
I didn’t have the craziest expectations going into this, all I knew was that Channing Tatum voiced George Washington, but it’s pretty bad and it took 20 minutes for me to laugh at a joke. I laughed maybe less than 10 times, I got pissed one or two times, and it might’ve been on the longest hour and a half of my life. Some 10 year old in Mississippi loves this I bet.
For such an interesting but also intriguing voice cast, America: The Motion Picture fails to really be entertaining at all. It’s batshit insanity rolled over US history to create a story that I could imagine a 5th grader writer, and then the editor of said story was modern Francis Ford Coppola. The animation is just alright, it feels underbaked at times while looking just barely more than decent at others. The dialogue is mostly trash, a few jokes slip in that actually work but other than that it’s just jokes about racism and British people.
Would I recommend it? No. Would I rewatch it? For a sum of money, yes. Should it even exist? My body tells me no, my brain tells me I should cancel my Netflix subscription. The few good jokes barely saved this from a star and a half. I hate this downward trajectory of films I’ve seen since watching Marty Supreme, please help me.
Live, laugh, love…Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. I cannot believe they got the rights to that song for this movie.
The weirdest and longest porn storyline I’ve ever seen.
I didn’t have the craziest expectations going into this, all I knew was that Channing Tatum voiced George Washington, but it’s pretty bad and it took 20 minutes for me to laugh at a joke. I laughed maybe less than 10 times, I got pissed one or two times, and it might’ve been on the longest hour and a half of my life. Some 10 year old in Mississippi loves this I bet.
For such an interesting but also intriguing voice cast, America: The Motion Picture fails to really be entertaining at all. It’s batshit insanity rolled over US history to create a story that I could imagine a 5th grader writer, and then the editor of said story was modern Francis Ford Coppola. The animation is just alright, it feels underbaked at times while looking just barely more than decent at others. The dialogue is mostly trash, a few jokes slip in that actually work but other than that it’s just jokes about racism and British people.
Would I recommend it? No. Would I rewatch it? For a sum of money, yes. Should it even exist? My body tells me no, my brain tells me I should cancel my Netflix subscription. The few good jokes barely saved this from a star and a half. I hate this downward trajectory of films I’ve seen since watching Marty Supreme, please help me.
Live, laugh, love…Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. I cannot believe they got the rights to that song for this movie.
