So I think it's no surprise at this point that I like the Wachowski Sisters as directors, but wow this movie wasn't good. At the very least, it's a "so bad it's good" movie. It looks really good and actually has a really good story, but is ruined by pretty phoned in acting from Eddie Redmayne and not being able to hear Mila Kunis speak without automatically having her associated with Meg Griffin. Definitely the weakest Wachowski film, but still has some redeeming qualities.

So I think it's no surprise at this point that I like the Wachowski Sisters as directors, but wow this movie wasn't good. At the very least, it's a "so bad it's good" movie. It looks really good and actually has a really good story, but is ruined by pretty phoned in acting from Eddie Redmayne and not being able to hear Mila Kunis speak without automatically having her associated with Meg Griffin. Definitely the weakest Wachowski film, but still has some redeeming qualities.

Call me a defender of chaos, but this is a maximalist masterpiece.

Call me a defender of chaos, but this is a maximalist masterpiece.

***“I CREATE LIFE…and I destroy it.”
-Balem Abrasax*** 

This is exactly what people describe the prequels as. It’s a terrible film that is a blast to watch with friends. Channing Tatum plays a human, wolf, bird, elf man thing and Eddie Redmayne plays space Voldemort in a film when they info dump nothing information while barley explaining what’s going one, keeping you confused most of the time. So just turn your brain off and witness this film. Also they didn’t kill Sean Bean which is like an unspoken rule is to kill him.

***“I CREATE LIFE…and I destroy it.”
-Balem Abrasax*** 

This is exactly what people describe the prequels as. It’s a terrible film that is a blast to watch with friends. Channing Tatum plays a human, wolf, bird, elf man thing and Eddie Redmayne plays space Voldemort in a film when they info dump nothing information while barley explaining what’s going one, keeping you confused most of the time. So just turn your brain off and witness this film. Also they didn’t kill Sean Bean which is like an unspoken rule is to kill him.

I can't say this movie is good. I can however say it deserved a lot better than the crucifixion by internet criticism it got. Hell, if someone had written this into a romantasy novel today, those readers would devour Mr. Cyborg Werewolf With Wings.

I can't say this movie is good. I can however say it deserved a lot better than the crucifixion by internet criticism it got. Hell, if someone had written this into a romantasy novel today, those readers would devour Mr. Cyborg Werewolf With Wings.