Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona, be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections, which he does by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Directed by Luca Bercovici
rock 'n' roll
rock star
vampire
loss of virginity
curse
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2.9 / 5
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Cast
Dean Cameron
Ralph
Toni Basil
Phoebe
Thomas Dolby
Stanley
Tawny Fere
Mona
Susan Tyrrell
Chuck the Bartender
Bo Diddley
Axman
Tony Cox
Big Al
Rick Zumwalt
Boom Boom
Bill Brochtrup
Roadie
Rodney Bingenheimer
Rodney Bingenheimer
Adam Shankman
Driver
Allan Love
Crew
Luca Bercovici
Director
Luca Bercovici
Writer
John Schwartzman
Director of Photography
Yoram Globus
Executive Producer
Ovidio G. Assonitis
Executive Producer
Russell Clark
Choreographer
Tony Gardner
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Popular Reviews
13 reviews
Hhh
6.0★ · 10/15/25
i’m the vampire 🗣️🔥‼️
i’m the vampire 🗣️🔥‼️
prokaryote
5.1★ · 09/22/25
i need to see the crazy eunuch shit his mom was doing to pull all that off before phones were invented
i need to see the crazy eunuch shit his mom was doing to pull all that off before phones were invented
uggu
5.0★ · 09/22/25
i need to see the crazy eunuch shit his mom was doing to pull all that off before phones were invented
i need to see the crazy eunuch shit his mom was doing to pull all that off before phones were invented
prone2dramatics
4.0★ · 09/06/25
Camp 🎸🦇
Camp 🎸🦇
Weezer
8.0★ · 07/16/25
This was unironically peak cinema man I love campy movies and rock music as a alt queer nerd
This was unironically peak cinema man I love campy movies and rock music as a alt queer nerd
