Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger

Why was it unironically good?

Why was it unironically good?

if i had tried to watch this sober i would have turned it off much sooner. nothing but gasps, nipples, and an unbelievable amount of sex with a giant finger

if i had tried to watch this sober i would have turned it off much sooner. nothing but gasps, nipples, and an unbelievable amount of sex with a giant finger

really slow pacing but this is lowkey brilliant

really slow pacing but this is lowkey brilliant

I feel like I just watched someone’s very specific fetish, or an oddly made sex tape. This is the kind of movie someone walks in on you watching and you have to look them straight in the eyes and tell them the title.

“Yeah, babe, we’re going to make a horror movie. Most of the shots are just you half naked, naked, or close ups of you doing provocative poses. This is important for the movie. This is how movies are made.”

I feel like I just watched someone’s very specific fetish, or an oddly made sex tape. This is the kind of movie someone walks in on you watching and you have to look them straight in the eyes and tell them the title.

“Yeah, babe, we’re going to make a horror movie. Most of the shots are just you half naked, naked, or close ups of you doing provocative poses. This is important for the movie. This is how movies are made.”

What. This is a hilarious concept but oh my god what the fuck. I will say the montage of her falling in love with the finger was one of the finest moments in cinema

What. This is a hilarious concept but oh my god what the fuck. I will say the montage of her falling in love with the finger was one of the finest moments in cinema