“I've found a new savior, a love that gives me strength instead of fear. A love for myself.”

“I've found a new savior, a love that gives me strength instead of fear. A love for myself.”

A super fun, tongue-in-cheek vampire flick. Not entirely sure what the exact tone was meant to be, but I really enjoyed this!

As always, Barbara Crampton is a gift.

[6/10]

A super fun, tongue-in-cheek vampire flick. Not entirely sure what the exact tone was meant to be, but I really enjoyed this!

As always, Barbara Crampton is a gift.

[6/10]

A GOOD OL’ CAMPY VAMPY FLICK STARRING BARBARA THEE CRAMPTON. BLOOD PROJECTILES

A GOOD OL’ CAMPY VAMPY FLICK STARRING BARBARA THEE CRAMPTON. BLOOD PROJECTILES

Barbra Crampton made this role her bitch tbh

Barbra Crampton made this role her bitch tbh

Tries for an empowerment narrative for Barbara Crampton's character, but the actual narrative doesn't really seem to want to give things enough of a serious bite to make her more than "Jakob's Wife". Fessenden and Crampton give good performances but the inconsistent direction and occasionally rough FX work really distract at times.

PS. I cannot believe Crampton is 62, she is looking remarkable. Is the verdict out on whether or not she's a Highlander like Keanu?

Tries for an empowerment narrative for Barbara Crampton's character, but the actual narrative doesn't really seem to want to give things enough of a serious bite to make her more than "Jakob's Wife". Fessenden and Crampton give good performances but the inconsistent direction and occasionally rough FX work really distract at times.

PS. I cannot believe Crampton is 62, she is looking remarkable. Is the verdict out on whether or not she's a Highlander like Keanu?