They couldn't even get the sound right. Seriously, I'm not even talking about the mixing (which is usually the big problem). These fucks sound like a Razr cellphone recording of an early YouTube video being played at the bottom of a stairwell; it's with no exaggeration, the worst that I have ever heard. Add in abysmal acting, a glacially paced story that takes literally half the runtime to get to the titular resort (and nothing happens along the way other than these dipshits rambling to each other), and there being zero rhyme or reason for anything we see, and you have a truly terrible movie. I gave it an extra half star for one effect in the last 15 minutes, but otherwise this was a full waste of time. Usually you can at least get half a star worth of enjoyment out of making fun of a bad movie, but if you spend your time watching The Resort, the only thing to make fun of is yourself for watching it. Like, there is no way someone was watching the dailies or giving it a once over before shipping it out.
They couldn't even get the sound right. Seriously, I'm not even talking about the mixing (which is usually the big problem). These fucks sound like a Razr cellphone recording of an early YouTube video being played at the bottom of a stairwell; it's with no exaggeration, the worst that I have ever heard. Add in abysmal acting, a glacially paced story that takes literally half the runtime to get to the titular resort (and nothing happens along the way other than these dipshits rambling to each other), and there being zero rhyme or reason for anything we see, and you have a truly terrible movie. I gave it an extra half star for one effect in the last 15 minutes, but otherwise this was a full waste of time. Usually you can at least get half a star worth of enjoyment out of making fun of a bad movie, but if you spend your time watching The Resort, the only thing to make fun of is yourself for watching it. Like, there is no way someone was watching the dailies or giving it a once over before shipping it out.
