
Things
1989·Horror·1h 24m
6.9
★


An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Directed by Andrew Jordan
monster
experiment
pregnancy
gore
porn star
giant insect
chainsaw
parasite
canuxploitation
female reporter

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Cast

Amber Lynn
Reporter

Barry J. Gillis
Don Drake
Crew

Andrew Jordan
Director

Andrew Jordan
Writer

Barry J. Gillis
Writer

Andrew Jordan
Editor

Barry J. Gillis
Editor

Andrew Jordan
Producer

Barry J. Gillis
Producer
Popular Reviews
23 reviews
Clarinha
1.0★ · 04/19/26

impossível ser assistido
impossível ser assistido
Sean McGrath
8.0★ · 11/18/25

I do not want to have a job, I want to shoot shitty movies about fucked up shit with my friends
I do not want to have a job, I want to shoot shitty movies about fucked up shit with my friends
Brendon
1.0★ · 08/22/25

I may have just completed the biggest tonal whiplash double feature in history.Objectively awful. I don't typically like it when people say something along the lines of that, but Things is pretty fucking awful. Half of it is pretty boring as fuck, while the other half is entertaining as hell. I would watch this again, especially knowing what I'm getting into, because I do love movies like Pink Flamingos that are on a similar caliber. Pretty much everything here is bad, from the awful editing and inconsistent sound design to bizarre acting and poor direction, but how much can I judge from this? A lot, but I appreciate it because this does seem to have passion behind it, and it is a movie that I would recommend if you want to see something very bizarre and unlike many I've seen.
I may have just completed the biggest tonal whiplash double feature in history.Objectively awful. I don't typically like it when people say something along the lines of that, but Things is pretty fucking awful. Half of it is pretty boring as fuck, while the other half is entertaining as hell. I would watch this again, especially knowing what I'm getting into, because I do love movies like Pink Flamingos that are on a similar caliber. Pretty much everything here is bad, from the awful editing and inconsistent sound design to bizarre acting and poor direction, but how much can I judge from this? A lot, but I appreciate it because this does seem to have passion behind it, and it is a movie that I would recommend if you want to see something very bizarre and unlike many I've seen.
soph
1.0★ · 05/28/25

this is the one of the worst things i have ever seen… a true masterpiece…. truly inspirational... i love canada.
this is the one of the worst things i have ever seen… a true masterpiece…. truly inspirational... i love canada.
Leo
1.0★ · 04/30/25

it's crazy how a movie can have not a single redeeming quality. such utter slop i cannot believe that i watched it all the way
it's crazy how a movie can have not a single redeeming quality. such utter slop i cannot believe that i watched it all the way