I just watched some bullshiiiiit 🫨🫨🫨
Omg wtf is that plot bro 😭😭 If you want to make a whole new story for Kong, then just DO IT and leave Godzilla out of this circus. The moment Kong used Godzilla as a literal mount to jump into battle against Star King? BRO BE SO FR RIGHT NOW.😂
It’s not even a Kaiju movie anymore, it’s a high-budget Saturday morning cartoon.
I swear, they’ve completely run out of ideas. They started pulling these plots out of thin air, and you can’t convince me that people watch this for anything other than the over-the-top special effects that were made just to distract you from the hollow script.
And don’t even get me started on the corny MCU-style jokes every 5 minutes. It’s so forced it hurts.
Again… I’m so fcking mad that they just STOLE Godzilla’s history and the whole nuclear metaphor. I cannot overstate how important the atomic bomb is to Godzilla’s character, but no, LET’S FUCKING ERASE IT. Imo the whole point of the MonsterVerse was just that the USA was HUNGRY for that franchise money. They were probably like: “Hey guys, nobody would want to buy figures of a 'bad guy' that was created because of our fault… LET’S MAKE HIM AN ENVIRONMENTAL PEACEMAKER!” Bro, be so real. They turned a symbol of nuclear horror into a marketing tool. It’s disgusting.
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**AND THE DESIGNS? ABSOLUTELY FUGLY.
You know what this Godzilla design looks like? Like a fucking fat Dr. Curtis Connors from TASM. And then the pink spikes… why dawg? Genuinely, what are they doing to my boi? If they wanted a glow-up, purple would’ve been way tuffer and at least it’d be a callback to the original Japanese versions.
Kong is so weakkkk. Bro, I don't understand why they keep making so many movies with him and Goji. I’m not even a hater, he’s lowkey chill, BUT WHY HIM? Bro went crying to the humans because his tooth hurt? Then they gave him a metallic Power Ranger arm? EVEN THE DIRECTORS KNOW HE’S COOKED. The amount of plot armor they’re giving him is reaching a point that’s honestly hilarious.
And WHO TF IS SHIMO BRO? Is this like a MonsterVerse replacement for Anguirus? Imagine having access to an entire roster of legendary, underrated TOHO kaijus and choosing to invent the random characters instead. But tbh, maybe it’s for the best, at least they didn’t get the chance to embarrass the OGs.
P.S. I’m not a big fan of Kong, but hey, nice that he got a kid as well as Godzilla lol.
I just watched some bullshiiiiit 🫨🫨🫨
Omg wtf is that plot bro 😭😭 If you want to make a whole new story for Kong, then just DO IT and leave Godzilla out of this circus. The moment Kong used Godzilla as a literal mount to jump into battle against Star King? BRO BE SO FR RIGHT NOW.😂
It’s not even a Kaiju movie anymore, it’s a high-budget Saturday morning cartoon.
I swear, they’ve completely run out of ideas. They started pulling these plots out of thin air, and you can’t convince me that people watch this for anything other than the over-the-top special effects that were made just to distract you from the hollow script.
And don’t even get me started on the corny MCU-style jokes every 5 minutes. It’s so forced it hurts.
Again… I’m so fcking mad that they just STOLE Godzilla’s history and the whole nuclear metaphor. I cannot overstate how important the atomic bomb is to Godzilla’s character, but no, LET’S FUCKING ERASE IT. Imo the whole point of the MonsterVerse was just that the USA was HUNGRY for that franchise money. They were probably like: “Hey guys, nobody would want to buy figures of a 'bad guy' that was created because of our fault… LET’S MAKE HIM AN ENVIRONMENTAL PEACEMAKER!” Bro, be so real. They turned a symbol of nuclear horror into a marketing tool. It’s disgusting.
**
**AND THE DESIGNS? ABSOLUTELY FUGLY.
You know what this Godzilla design looks like? Like a fucking fat Dr. Curtis Connors from TASM. And then the pink spikes… why dawg? Genuinely, what are they doing to my boi? If they wanted a glow-up, purple would’ve been way tuffer and at least it’d be a callback to the original Japanese versions.
Kong is so weakkkk. Bro, I don't understand why they keep making so many movies with him and Goji. I’m not even a hater, he’s lowkey chill, BUT WHY HIM? Bro went crying to the humans because his tooth hurt? Then they gave him a metallic Power Ranger arm? EVEN THE DIRECTORS KNOW HE’S COOKED. The amount of plot armor they’re giving him is reaching a point that’s honestly hilarious.
And WHO TF IS SHIMO BRO? Is this like a MonsterVerse replacement for Anguirus? Imagine having access to an entire roster of legendary, underrated TOHO kaijus and choosing to invent the random characters instead. But tbh, maybe it’s for the best, at least they didn’t get the chance to embarrass the OGs.
P.S. I’m not a big fan of Kong, but hey, nice that he got a kid as well as Godzilla lol.
