Visually? Genuinely beautiful. The colors pop, the framing has an old-school charm, and there’s a hazy, LA-noir vibe that could have been something special. Unfortunately, that’s where the praise ends.
The script is a complete zero—aimless, self-satisfied, and painfully unfunny. It meanders without momentum, like it thinks it’s saying something clever when it’s really just wasting time. I kept hoping it would pick up or surprise me. It didn’t.
I’m writing this on the third of July. My dog Poochie was shaking beside me from the fireworks going off outside, and honestly, I should have taken it as a sign to turn it off and comfort him properly. But no, I sat through the whole thing, both of us suffering in our own way.
Would I play this again for background noise while vacuuming? Absolutely not. Even the hum of the vacuum deserves better company.
Visually? Genuinely beautiful. The colors pop, the framing has an old-school charm, and there’s a hazy, LA-noir vibe that could have been something special. Unfortunately, that’s where the praise ends.
The script is a complete zero—aimless, self-satisfied, and painfully unfunny. It meanders without momentum, like it thinks it’s saying something clever when it’s really just wasting time. I kept hoping it would pick up or surprise me. It didn’t.
I’m writing this on the third of July. My dog Poochie was shaking beside me from the fireworks going off outside, and honestly, I should have taken it as a sign to turn it off and comfort him properly. But no, I sat through the whole thing, both of us suffering in our own way.
Would I play this again for background noise while vacuuming? Absolutely not. Even the hum of the vacuum deserves better company.
