What if Home Alone was mega horny?
This is a real odd one. Sleazy melodrama, death traps and death trap reversals, a bombastic score. It’s brash. I had trouble with the story just starting with “I know my stepdad is trying to kill me and my mom” because you get more “Nobody believes me!” wheel spinning instead of treating it as a reveal. I briefly thought the main girl was actually crazy (and then that maybe stepdad was a red herring). Nope, she’s right the whole time. Doesn’t change. Oh, and she fucks the guy who knocked up her friend that she got killed. It’s horny. Then you get to a home invasion in the theatrical Wait Until Dark mold (but not in an Eyes Of A Stranger way - this flick is horny, not grimy).
What if Home Alone was mega horny?
This is a real odd one. Sleazy melodrama, death traps and death trap reversals, a bombastic score. It’s brash. I had trouble with the story just starting with “I know my stepdad is trying to kill me and my mom” because you get more “Nobody believes me!” wheel spinning instead of treating it as a reveal. I briefly thought the main girl was actually crazy (and then that maybe stepdad was a red herring). Nope, she’s right the whole time. Doesn’t change. Oh, and she fucks the guy who knocked up her friend that she got killed. It’s horny. Then you get to a home invasion in the theatrical Wait Until Dark mold (but not in an Eyes Of A Stranger way - this flick is horny, not grimy).