Elsker dave men GET OVER IT

Elsker dave men GET OVER IT

“I said softly, sweetly, like a pimp might say: bitch, im bout to slap the shit outta you.” This whole bit is the funniest thing in the world to me.

I don’t care CHAPPELLE IS HILARIOUS

“I said softly, sweetly, like a pimp might say: bitch, im bout to slap the shit outta you.” This whole bit is the funniest thing in the world to me.

I don’t care CHAPPELLE IS HILARIOUS

We don’t punch down. If someone offends us, we don’t punch down. If we punch down on them, what separates us from them? We punch lines, and we laugh, and we frown, and we disagree!! But we don’t punch down. If you dislike this special because you believe Dave is a “bitter old man” that “can’t understand the times”, I hate to break it to you friend, but you’re punching down!!!

We don’t punch down. If someone offends us, we don’t punch down. If we punch down on them, what separates us from them? We punch lines, and we laugh, and we frown, and we disagree!! But we don’t punch down. If you dislike this special because you believe Dave is a “bitter old man” that “can’t understand the times”, I hate to break it to you friend, but you’re punching down!!!

"I don't need you to understand me. I just need you to believe that I'm having a human experience ... just believe I'm a person, and I'm going through it"
I believe you bitch

"I don't need you to understand me. I just need you to believe that I'm having a human experience ... just believe I'm a person, and I'm going through it"
I believe you bitch

Probably the best comedian to ever do it sets up jokes that I think I’ll like and then just does trans people for more than an hour

Probably the best comedian to ever do it sets up jokes that I think I’ll like and then just does trans people for more than an hour