Surprisingly, I don't mind at all when you eventually see the same thing or something very similar, a million times over in certain horror subgenres. Then there are subgenres that bore me to tears and I would love to bury them with my own two hands. Among them is undoubtedly the backwoods slasher subgenre.

While watching Timber Falls, titles of familiar backwoods slasher films kept popping into my head because the film feels arbitrary and cobbled together. However, I don't…

Surprisingly, I don't mind at all when you eventually see the same thing or something very similar, a million times over in certain horror subgenres. Then there are subgenres that bore me to tears and I would love to bury them with my own two hands. Among them is undoubtedly the backwoods slasher subgenre.

While watching Timber Falls, titles of familiar backwoods slasher films kept popping into my head because the film feels arbitrary and cobbled together. However, I don't…

꒰ i thought i was watching wrong turn 2.
i was deeply betrayed

꒰ i thought i was watching wrong turn 2.
i was deeply betrayed

puta que pariu assisti achando que era wrong turn 2 por causa da tradução e acabei de perder grandes 40 minutos da minha vida

puta que pariu assisti achando que era wrong turn 2 por causa da tradução e acabei de perder grandes 40 minutos da minha vida

What a boring piece of shit!

Where should i begin... oh yeah, with the characters. This is the only Horror movie that i (or any other horny teenager in that sense) would survive.

Imagine going on an Trip with you girlfriend and you want to have some unholy sex, but then Jason kidnaps you. After that you wake up in a church with Jason as your pastor and get married with your partner. After that Jason looks you dead in the eye and says ,,Now that your married you must fuck your wife, otherwise i have to torture you till you do“.

Now just change Jason with Christians and you get the whole movie.

Okay hear me out, i know that marriage is scary and all, i get it. But why in the fuck would you rather get your fingers cut off or get your back whipped apart then to have sex with your wife? You are both in your late 20’s/early 30‘s, just fucking clap those cheeks for gods sake. But no instead we have to drag it out with them not wanting to have sex and therefore making the punishment worse. I was screaming the whole time: JUST HAVE SEX FOR FUCKS SAKE... it was painful.

Then at the end they escaped (without having sex), the police arrives and some people get killed. Those practical gore effects were kinda neat, but nothing really outstanding for the genre.

Long story short and as a Rhyme:
*The effects were kind of cool i guess, but they should have saved innocent lives if they just had sex. So if you think of rather getting killed then have sex in front of the lord, you should still get through with it and then get a divorce afterwards. Don‘t be stupid and have no sex, you can still get through with it and make her later your ex.
- Master Oogway*

What a boring piece of shit!

Where should i begin... oh yeah, with the characters. This is the only Horror movie that i (or any other horny teenager in that sense) would survive.

Imagine going on an Trip with you girlfriend and you want to have some unholy sex, but then Jason kidnaps you. After that you wake up in a church with Jason as your pastor and get married with your partner. After that Jason looks you dead in the eye and says ,,Now that your married you must fuck your wife, otherwise i have to torture you till you do“.

Now just change Jason with Christians and you get the whole movie.

Okay hear me out, i know that marriage is scary and all, i get it. But why in the fuck would you rather get your fingers cut off or get your back whipped apart then to have sex with your wife? You are both in your late 20’s/early 30‘s, just fucking clap those cheeks for gods sake. But no instead we have to drag it out with them not wanting to have sex and therefore making the punishment worse. I was screaming the whole time: JUST HAVE SEX FOR FUCKS SAKE... it was painful.

Then at the end they escaped (without having sex), the police arrives and some people get killed. Those practical gore effects were kinda neat, but nothing really outstanding for the genre.

Long story short and as a Rhyme:
*The effects were kind of cool i guess, but they should have saved innocent lives if they just had sex. So if you think of rather getting killed then have sex in front of the lord, you should still get through with it and then get a divorce afterwards. Don‘t be stupid and have no sex, you can still get through with it and make her later your ex.
- Master Oogway*