Yo, this mother fucker is not a gamer. He brags about being a gamer to this chick and then he makes it very obvious that he isn't. No real gamer would see that room with the type writer and not immediately know that he needs to do something with the type writer; it's a point-and -click adventure and there is nothing more obvious than the type writer. There is a section of the game with a long creepy hallway and the jump scare that anyone born after 1980 knows is coming, but this guy experiences the obvious jump scare and then acts like it's something fucking paranormal. Yeah, this dude does not play video games; my mom who only plays Uno and Bejeweled is a bigger gamer than he is. After ten minutes of these two nerds talking about inane dumb shit, we finally get to the game which could not look more fake. Their computers are old as fuck and sometimes the game looks like it's from 1990 and other times it's a real photo that looks way to good of quality than their computers could manage and then it's something that could pass as a current day game, and then it's shit again. You begin to notice what they cut away from and realize it's so they wouldn't have to animate that action. They come across what is very clearly a still image of a graveyard (that looks like it's from a 90's computer gane) and this dumb ass says "It's a live stream!". The fuck it is! This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. They'll get a request from a friend to join their little screenshare group and they accept and her Webcam shows an empty room and the woman says "IDK, maybe she stepped away to make a sandwich or something." She literally just sent the invite! Do you think she clicked Send and then ran away? Maybe this is a fun Bad Movie Night film, but it is a totally piece of shit. The technology is wildly inconsistent (maybe the funniest part), the acting is pretty awful, the story makes no sense, the game that is supposed to be the main point of the movie barely exists, and there is zero attention to detail. I laughed, I cringed, I thanked God that I watched this on Prime and didn't pay for this. Imagine one of those flash games you'd stumble across on like early New Grounds, this "game" is like that, but so much worse.
Yo, this mother fucker is not a gamer. He brags about being a gamer to this chick and then he makes it very obvious that he isn't. No real gamer would see that room with the type writer and not immediately know that he needs to do something with the type writer; it's a point-and -click adventure and there is nothing more obvious than the type writer. There is a section of the game with a long creepy hallway and the jump scare that anyone born after 1980 knows is coming, but this guy experiences the obvious jump scare and then acts like it's something fucking paranormal. Yeah, this dude does not play video games; my mom who only plays Uno and Bejeweled is a bigger gamer than he is. After ten minutes of these two nerds talking about inane dumb shit, we finally get to the game which could not look more fake. Their computers are old as fuck and sometimes the game looks like it's from 1990 and other times it's a real photo that looks way to good of quality than their computers could manage and then it's something that could pass as a current day game, and then it's shit again. You begin to notice what they cut away from and realize it's so they wouldn't have to animate that action. They come across what is very clearly a still image of a graveyard (that looks like it's from a 90's computer gane) and this dumb ass says "It's a live stream!". The fuck it is! This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. They'll get a request from a friend to join their little screenshare group and they accept and her Webcam shows an empty room and the woman says "IDK, maybe she stepped away to make a sandwich or something." She literally just sent the invite! Do you think she clicked Send and then ran away? Maybe this is a fun Bad Movie Night film, but it is a totally piece of shit. The technology is wildly inconsistent (maybe the funniest part), the acting is pretty awful, the story makes no sense, the game that is supposed to be the main point of the movie barely exists, and there is zero attention to detail. I laughed, I cringed, I thanked God that I watched this on Prime and didn't pay for this. Imagine one of those flash games you'd stumble across on like early New Grounds, this "game" is like that, but so much worse.
