LDP playing every Mexican role without being even a little bit Mexican.

Look, this isn’t that good and I realize I’m giving it A WAY HIGHER RATING than it deserves but I really enjoyed it!

I just don’t understand what type of plot armour were on these characters 😭😭😭

How does Cisco survive both a Grenade and an explosion by a falling car, and not only does he survive… he doesn’t even get injured and is fully healthy to attempt to kill Melvin.

Speaking of Melvin… how does he even survive an explosion in a building where everything thing turns to rubble…

Although… I did actually love the character development and love stories!!

LDP playing every Mexican role without being even a little bit Mexican.

Look, this isn’t that good and I realize I’m giving it A WAY HIGHER RATING than it deserves but I really enjoyed it!

I just don’t understand what type of plot armour were on these characters 😭😭😭

How does Cisco survive both a Grenade and an explosion by a falling car, and not only does he survive… he doesn’t even get injured and is fully healthy to attempt to kill Melvin.

Speaking of Melvin… how does he even survive an explosion in a building where everything thing turns to rubble…

Although… I did actually love the character development and love stories!!

A movie that has always felt like a fever dream and after watching it… it still is. I have a super vague and foggy memory of this movie from the early 2000s but damn I am so fucking happy to find it again and watch it as an adult.

A movie that is super over the top, and very self aware of it, that still feels so fucking cool. “Knuckle up” - “let’s go mother fuck, let’s work” kick off such an amazing and cool fight all while Marky Marky is absolutely D R I P P I N G in a yellow quarter zip. A lot of the cheesiness can be forgiven by these really action packed scenes.

This movie also knows how to build the suspense. The scene where the father drunkenly goes off on everyone and falls over to reveal everyone has their guns pointing at the is PEAK. Everyone is pulling out the handguns and pistol and Mark pulls a fucking shit gun. Another amazing action scene.

They couldn’t make a movie like this again even if the tried.

A movie that has always felt like a fever dream and after watching it… it still is. I have a super vague and foggy memory of this movie from the early 2000s but damn I am so fucking happy to find it again and watch it as an adult.

A movie that is super over the top, and very self aware of it, that still feels so fucking cool. “Knuckle up” - “let’s go mother fuck, let’s work” kick off such an amazing and cool fight all while Marky Marky is absolutely D R I P P I N G in a yellow quarter zip. A lot of the cheesiness can be forgiven by these really action packed scenes.

This movie also knows how to build the suspense. The scene where the father drunkenly goes off on everyone and falls over to reveal everyone has their guns pointing at the is PEAK. Everyone is pulling out the handguns and pistol and Mark pulls a fucking shit gun. Another amazing action scene.

They couldn’t make a movie like this again even if the tried.

45% Pulp Fiction, 35% Grosse Pointe Blank, and 20% Double Team — The Big Hit is a monstrous concoction of all things '90s, and one that I'm already forgetting about as I write this sentence. BUT, what I do remember is being quite entertained by how goofy and unpredictable the film gets, jumping from a dark crime comedy, to a HK-influenced action extravaganza, to a lighthearted romcom farce, usually over the course of a single scene. Ends with a knife fight in a multi-level video store that has this dark take on the Wacky Pomo aesthetic, is covered in Troma posters, and is home to a really funny execution of a long-running joke involving Bokeem Woodbine's character.

It's some stupid fun bullshit that I'm never gonna think about again.

45% Pulp Fiction, 35% Grosse Pointe Blank, and 20% Double Team — The Big Hit is a monstrous concoction of all things '90s, and one that I'm already forgetting about as I write this sentence. BUT, what I do remember is being quite entertained by how goofy and unpredictable the film gets, jumping from a dark crime comedy, to a HK-influenced action extravaganza, to a lighthearted romcom farce, usually over the course of a single scene. Ends with a knife fight in a multi-level video store that has this dark take on the Wacky Pomo aesthetic, is covered in Troma posters, and is home to a really funny execution of a long-running joke involving Bokeem Woodbine's character.

It's some stupid fun bullshit that I'm never gonna think about again.

Sometimes I like to pretend to be a sophisticated movie watcher. Other times I say fuck it and put on a film from my youth in which Lou Diamond Phillips plays a deranged contract killer who vomits on Elliot Gould and Bokeem Woodbine says “straight jackin’ saves you that mad cream,” for some reason since he discovered masturbation a week before. 

Call it camp and dumb gun-fu all you want, but I have a blast every time I watch this. It’s beautiful garbage cinema to me. 

7.6/10

Sometimes I like to pretend to be a sophisticated movie watcher. Other times I say fuck it and put on a film from my youth in which Lou Diamond Phillips plays a deranged contract killer who vomits on Elliot Gould and Bokeem Woodbine says “straight jackin’ saves you that mad cream,” for some reason since he discovered masturbation a week before. 

Call it camp and dumb gun-fu all you want, but I have a blast every time I watch this. It’s beautiful garbage cinema to me. 

7.6/10

One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. I loved it

One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen. I loved it