"This can't be Manhattan."
"I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks."
"Must have been a bad couple of weeks."

I don't care whether you think that this film is worth as much as a fat tub of monkey shit, I believe that the original Super Mario Bros is superior to the animated film. I first watched this film when I was around eight or nine years old, and yeah, I thought it was stupid, but I never thought that it was so atrocious that the IMDB rating was on par with the 2003 Cat in the Hat. Since I'm seeing the new Mario film either tomorrow or the day after, I thought, why not revisit the underrated classic that is the Super Mario Bros. Personally, I believe that Mario's better than Sonic, that's mostly because of me growing up on Nintendo consoles. I mean, trying not to be mean to Sonic fans or anything, but half of the Sonic fandom are just fat, middle-aged dudes who make their own Sonic OCs. This film had that charm like other films from the time; I literally have no idea why it gets compared to such garbage. The goombas look nothing like the goombas from the game, and the special effects are terrible, but at least they have somewhat good animatronics. Cool film, cool poster, and a pretty decent childhood classic. Recommended.

"This can't be Manhattan."
"I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks."
"Must have been a bad couple of weeks."

I don't care whether you think that this film is worth as much as a fat tub of monkey shit, I believe that the original Super Mario Bros is superior to the animated film. I first watched this film when I was around eight or nine years old, and yeah, I thought it was stupid, but I never thought that it was so atrocious that the IMDB rating was on par with the 2003 Cat in the Hat. Since I'm seeing the new Mario film either tomorrow or the day after, I thought, why not revisit the underrated classic that is the Super Mario Bros. Personally, I believe that Mario's better than Sonic, that's mostly because of me growing up on Nintendo consoles. I mean, trying not to be mean to Sonic fans or anything, but half of the Sonic fandom are just fat, middle-aged dudes who make their own Sonic OCs. This film had that charm like other films from the time; I literally have no idea why it gets compared to such garbage. The goombas look nothing like the goombas from the game, and the special effects are terrible, but at least they have somewhat good animatronics. Cool film, cool poster, and a pretty decent childhood classic. Recommended.

The main thing dragging this movie down is the fact that it’s an adaptation of the most iconic video game franchise ever.

The main thing dragging this movie down is the fact that it’s an adaptation of the most iconic video game franchise ever.

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НО КАК ОНИ ПРАВИЛЬНО СДЕЛАЛИ ЧТО ДЕЙЗИ И ЛУИДЖИ ВМЕСТЕ ЭТО ЖЕ ТИПО КАНОН

Кино с домашним уютом, которое смотрелось с одноголосой пиратской озвучкой. Очень неплохо для такого продукта, но чёт в нем не дожимает и я даже не про операторскую работу и сценарий, я не знаю

НО КАК ОНИ ПРАВИЛЬНО СДЕЛАЛИ ЧТО ДЕЙЗИ И ЛУИДЖИ ВМЕСТЕ ЭТО ЖЕ ТИПО КАНОН

this is every movie in one slimy underground ballistic ball

this is every movie in one slimy underground ballistic ball

Why is BBNO$ in a Super Mario Bros movie?

Why is BBNO$ in a Super Mario Bros movie?