I don’t know if any person has ever made martial arts less interesting to watch than Segal. Every fight looks like he’s nonchalantly trying to wrangle some toddlers until one of them becomes an obvious dummy. Then he gets to break them in half and throw them out a window. But as bad as this movie makes fighting look, believe me, it makes the Jamaican people look worse.
I don’t know if any person has ever made martial arts less interesting to watch than Segal. Every fight looks like he’s nonchalantly trying to wrangle some toddlers until one of them becomes an obvious dummy. Then he gets to break them in half and throw them out a window. But as bad as this movie makes fighting look, believe me, it makes the Jamaican people look worse.
