Who let them have this good a cast? They got Morticia! Morticia Addams!

Who let them have this good a cast? They got Morticia! Morticia Addams!

We have Star Wars at home

We have Star Wars at home

Imagine if you will; an Adam Ant lookalike in space, on a ship crewed with Angelica “dom ponytail” Huston & Ron “my hand comes right off” Perlman, and a bunch of dudes sitting around watching Rollerball. 
Imagine if you will; a decapitated and sassy Bruce Vilanch, most of the set of Logans Run, A pimp robot and a blink-and-youll-miss-it appearance by Max Von Sydow. 
Imagine if you will; space herpe. 

Imagine if you will; an Adam Ant lookalike in space, on a ship crewed with Angelica “dom ponytail” Huston & Ron “my hand comes right off” Perlman, and a bunch of dudes sitting around watching Rollerball. 
Imagine if you will; a decapitated and sassy Bruce Vilanch, most of the set of Logans Run, A pimp robot and a blink-and-youll-miss-it appearance by Max Von Sydow. 
Imagine if you will; space herpe. 

I loved every second of this ridiculous block of eighties cheese. All of it.

I do have one concern though... if there’s no water in the future, where did the rain come from when the princess and the pirate role-played Mills & Boon? Why are they wasting the water? Come on pirate, pirate better.

I loved every second of this ridiculous block of eighties cheese. All of it.

I do have one concern though... if there’s no water in the future, where did the rain come from when the princess and the pirate role-played Mills & Boon? Why are they wasting the water? Come on pirate, pirate better.