Not even Jenna Coleman in her best Cheryl Cole impression can save this mess of a film.
Elaboration: there’s a kinky scene between two men in this and the guys behind me screaming “thats gay, man!” but like in a semi homophobic way. So that’s maybe the audience this film goes for.
This is an action movie. My reference for action movies this year has been the Beekeeper and in comparison, this makes the Beekeeper looks like a masterpiece (I mean it already was, it’s a funny bad masterpiece). This is like an unfunny bad masterpiece. It’s so boring. It’s so pointless. Why did someone (that someone being great Doctor Who director Jamie Childs) decide this was worth their time? I don’t get it.
Not even Jenna Coleman in her best Cheryl Cole impression can save this mess of a film.
Elaboration: there’s a kinky scene between two men in this and the guys behind me screaming “thats gay, man!” but like in a semi homophobic way. So that’s maybe the audience this film goes for.
This is an action movie. My reference for action movies this year has been the Beekeeper and in comparison, this makes the Beekeeper looks like a masterpiece (I mean it already was, it’s a funny bad masterpiece). This is like an unfunny bad masterpiece. It’s so boring. It’s so pointless. Why did someone (that someone being great Doctor Who director Jamie Childs) decide this was worth their time? I don’t get it.
