I mean the song at the beginning brings me back to paramore 2010, it’s not bad tbh I might add it on Spotify.
This was under the romance section on Amazon, but I know it’s about murder, so we’ll see what happens.
Loving this stepmother.
“You want a bear skin coat from the 12th century? I can get you one. You want hammer pants from the 1990s? I can get those too.”
“Meet Tom Ford.” “Meet Vidal Sassoon.”“Meet Christian Louboutin.”
An orange Tesla??? At least it’s not white honestly. Elon Musk impersonator what. At least they made the license plate PUMPKIN.
The ball is being held in a small house, they couldn’t have even pretended to make it a bigger gathering than it is. There’s like 30 people there max.
“So tell me, James, do you like your women forward?” LMAO
Princess Sakura of Japan
Why is she in a sleeveless dressWhy did she walk straight up to the prince while he is in the middle of dancing with a princessWhy did he automatically leave Princess Sakura without finishing the dance or saying a word? RUDE.
Did they just pour urine on her.
“You’ve been pumped more times than the village well.”
WAITTHE KNIFEIS SHE ACTUALLYOG Cinderella ending here we go. Her toes look like they were made of jello.
“I only keep you around because you get my whites brighter than any servant I’ve ever known.” Honestly, I get it. If someone knows how to do that right I’d never let them go either. “The latrine carries a welcome lavender fragrance. You’ve got servitude in your blood.”
Honestly they did a good Cinderella story up until the murder revenge part. Like they got the whole thing tied up pretty nicely.
They should have given her like an animal mask or something considering her only friends are supposed to be mice.
She’s stronger with the mask but the guy still doesn’t go down easy? And he actually hits her back? Mask wasn’t worth it.
The stepsisters are so fun, I love them.
Girl you didn’t wash your hands before going to sleep? Ew.
The eyeballs on the pillow hahahaha
Schizophrenic Cinderella listens to her “godmother” to rationalize killing people.
First Cinderella movie with full frontal?
Feet up, wine, and chocolate truffles. A good night in.
Anger issues much?
And it still ends with a Prince Charming and happily ever after.
He better never cheat on her.
She’s just into BDSM now for whatever reason and taking charge in the bedroom with the prince. Honestly unnecessary.
I mean the song at the beginning brings me back to paramore 2010, it’s not bad tbh I might add it on Spotify.
This was under the romance section on Amazon, but I know it’s about murder, so we’ll see what happens.
Loving this stepmother.
“You want a bear skin coat from the 12th century? I can get you one. You want hammer pants from the 1990s? I can get those too.”
“Meet Tom Ford.” “Meet Vidal Sassoon.”“Meet Christian Louboutin.”
An orange Tesla??? At least it’s not white honestly. Elon Musk impersonator what. At least they made the license plate PUMPKIN.
The ball is being held in a small house, they couldn’t have even pretended to make it a bigger gathering than it is. There’s like 30 people there max.
“So tell me, James, do you like your women forward?” LMAO
Princess Sakura of Japan
Why is she in a sleeveless dressWhy did she walk straight up to the prince while he is in the middle of dancing with a princessWhy did he automatically leave Princess Sakura without finishing the dance or saying a word? RUDE.
Did they just pour urine on her.
“You’ve been pumped more times than the village well.”
WAITTHE KNIFEIS SHE ACTUALLYOG Cinderella ending here we go. Her toes look like they were made of jello.
“I only keep you around because you get my whites brighter than any servant I’ve ever known.” Honestly, I get it. If someone knows how to do that right I’d never let them go either. “The latrine carries a welcome lavender fragrance. You’ve got servitude in your blood.”
Honestly they did a good Cinderella story up until the murder revenge part. Like they got the whole thing tied up pretty nicely.
They should have given her like an animal mask or something considering her only friends are supposed to be mice.
She’s stronger with the mask but the guy still doesn’t go down easy? And he actually hits her back? Mask wasn’t worth it.
The stepsisters are so fun, I love them.
Girl you didn’t wash your hands before going to sleep? Ew.
The eyeballs on the pillow hahahaha
Schizophrenic Cinderella listens to her “godmother” to rationalize killing people.
First Cinderella movie with full frontal?
Feet up, wine, and chocolate truffles. A good night in.
Anger issues much?
And it still ends with a Prince Charming and happily ever after.
He better never cheat on her.
She’s just into BDSM now for whatever reason and taking charge in the bedroom with the prince. Honestly unnecessary.
