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Sabrina Carpenter: The Only Reason This Isn’t 0.5★

Only watched this shit because Sabrina Carpenter is in it. She finally shows up after 30 minutes of me questioning my life choices, delivers a single scene, and somehow still manages to be the best character in the entire movie.

Everything else? Boring. Super cringe. Zero fun to watch. The characters? Awful. And for some reason, 90% of the jokes are either homophobic or about vaginas like… why?

I went in with zero expectations and still walked out disappointed. I was ready to give this 0.5, but Sabrina’s in it… so, for her and her only, I’ll give it 1 star.

Sabrina Carpenter: The Only Reason This Isn’t 0.5★

Only watched this shit because Sabrina Carpenter is in it. She finally shows up after 30 minutes of me questioning my life choices, delivers a single scene, and somehow still manages to be the best character in the entire movie.

Everything else? Boring. Super cringe. Zero fun to watch. The characters? Awful. And for some reason, 90% of the jokes are either homophobic or about vaginas like… why?

I went in with zero expectations and still walked out disappointed. I was ready to give this 0.5, but Sabrina’s in it… so, for her and her only, I’ll give it 1 star.

The best representation of the lgbtq community and the only video game of all time, gears of war 3. Noobz all over my pants after watching

also Sabrina carpenter ate up that one guy so hard, quite possibly the biggest gag in all of cinema 

Also the woman who is on every single poster and often the largest part of the poster isn’t even in the movie 

Also the gay characters screen name is fraggot

The best representation of the lgbtq community and the only video game of all time, gears of war 3. Noobz all over my pants after watching

also Sabrina carpenter ate up that one guy so hard, quite possibly the biggest gag in all of cinema 

Also the woman who is on every single poster and often the largest part of the poster isn’t even in the movie 

Also the gay characters screen name is fraggot

For what it’s worth the movie is kinda fun to watch, but then again I’m not sure if this is something I’d put on to have “fun”. Gears of War is cool, though.

For what it’s worth the movie is kinda fun to watch, but then again I’m not sure if this is something I’d put on to have “fun”. Gears of War is cool, though.

For what it’s worth the movie is kinda fun to watch, but then again I’m not sure if this is something I’d put on to have “fun”. Gears of War is cool, though.

For what it’s worth the movie is kinda fun to watch, but then again I’m not sure if this is something I’d put on to have “fun”. Gears of War is cool, though.