The Bad Shepherd

This was so bad

This was so bad

this one is definitely up in the upper echelon for so shitty terrible awful they are funny low budget movies. holy shit this was astoundingly ass. the setup is alright, 4 friends stumble across a bag with a shit ton of money.. and kill a girl to keep it. its nothing too original but it can lead to some good psychological and moral situations on screen. this however decides to have the four friends get tracked down by the owner of the cash 💵 and he is a mysterious man who knows things about them that he shouldn’t…

this leads to some drawn out poorly acted tension between the friends. its quite funny at times with the editing and acting being so crappy. it becomes remarkably funny knowing that actor playing the mysterious stranger was also the writer, director, and editor for this movie. you just know he thought he was soooo cool.

the last 15 minutes of this are the thing that made this really standout though.
****

spoilers ahead

outta fucking nowhere.. the mysterious stranger comes back to life (also yeah he got shot in the head earlier.. which happened like 55 minutes after when any real people in this situation would of shot him) revealing that he is a VAMPIRE? it doesn’t do anything for the story and was utilized terribly. most pointless twist i have experienced so far 😂 i cant say it enough that its just so funny that this dude wrote himself to be this character. he also delivers the worst monologue ever.

if it didn’t have the annoying spooky sounds on loop the whole time id bump this to a 2.5 star.

i really appreciate what these kinds of movies give us that bigger movies just cant provide

john was a menace bro 😭😭 him and the vampire both have me laughing 12+ hours after watching this shit

this one is definitely up in the upper echelon for so shitty terrible awful they are funny low budget movies. holy shit this was astoundingly ass. the setup is alright, 4 friends stumble across a bag with a shit ton of money.. and kill a girl to keep it. its nothing too original but it can lead to some good psychological and moral situations on screen. this however decides to have the four friends get tracked down by the owner of the cash 💵 and he is a mysterious man who knows things about them that he shouldn’t…

this leads to some drawn out poorly acted tension between the friends. its quite funny at times with the editing and acting being so crappy. it becomes remarkably funny knowing that actor playing the mysterious stranger was also the writer, director, and editor for this movie. you just know he thought he was soooo cool.

the last 15 minutes of this are the thing that made this really standout though.
****

spoilers ahead

outta fucking nowhere.. the mysterious stranger comes back to life (also yeah he got shot in the head earlier.. which happened like 55 minutes after when any real people in this situation would of shot him) revealing that he is a VAMPIRE? it doesn’t do anything for the story and was utilized terribly. most pointless twist i have experienced so far 😂 i cant say it enough that its just so funny that this dude wrote himself to be this character. he also delivers the worst monologue ever.

if it didn’t have the annoying spooky sounds on loop the whole time id bump this to a 2.5 star.

i really appreciate what these kinds of movies give us that bigger movies just cant provide

john was a menace bro 😭😭 him and the vampire both have me laughing 12+ hours after watching this shit

Nothing film. Stupid nothing. I knew I was going to hate it 10 minutes into it. Why do I hate myself

Nothing film. Stupid nothing. I knew I was going to hate it 10 minutes into it. Why do I hate myself

Funniest part of this movie was when one of the characters was pleading “you know me” to his friends after doing things they obviously didn’t know he’d do.

Enjoyed this movie and the premise behind it. Not going to lie the twist near the end of the film almost lost me until it got some more clarification and then I was fully on board. Some of the writing had its issues mainly near the beginning of the film when the accident occurs but once it gets through that part the movie starts to settle and work it’s way through the moral compass of its characters. 

Definitely a movie I’d recommend even if it didn’t have the twist but the twist makes it fall down my alley and once you see it you’d see why.

Funniest part of this movie was when one of the characters was pleading “you know me” to his friends after doing things they obviously didn’t know he’d do.

Enjoyed this movie and the premise behind it. Not going to lie the twist near the end of the film almost lost me until it got some more clarification and then I was fully on board. Some of the writing had its issues mainly near the beginning of the film when the accident occurs but once it gets through that part the movie starts to settle and work it’s way through the moral compass of its characters. 

Definitely a movie I’d recommend even if it didn’t have the twist but the twist makes it fall down my alley and once you see it you’d see why.