There’s this parasite slowly eating away at every crevice of my brain, and his name is Matt Johnson.
I love me some good tongue gore. You don’t see that a lot in horror-adjacent media. It’s usually arms or eyes, but almost never tongues. Tongues have a kind of bloody beauty to them, you know?
Also, this probably has the most actually cinematic shots in any project involving Matt Johnson.
And yeah, directors acting in their own movies always sickens me. And it’s always the ugly ones. Like I would ever do that. I have never done that.
Now you’re getting the joke like, oh! I know what he’s gonna say… It’s time to play.
Anyway, this is the last short of the day. Goodnight.
Also, I should become a fucking rapper.
There’s this parasite slowly eating away at every crevice of my brain, and his name is Matt Johnson.
I love me some good tongue gore. You don’t see that a lot in horror-adjacent media. It’s usually arms or eyes, but almost never tongues. Tongues have a kind of bloody beauty to them, you know?
Also, this probably has the most actually cinematic shots in any project involving Matt Johnson.
And yeah, directors acting in their own movies always sickens me. And it’s always the ugly ones. Like I would ever do that. I have never done that.
Now you’re getting the joke like, oh! I know what he’s gonna say… It’s time to play.
Anyway, this is the last short of the day. Goodnight.
Also, I should become a fucking rapper.